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New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Funny story: Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Rarely do you hear the words Apple and failure in the same sentence, but Apple (APPL NASDAQ) isn't immune to the vagaries of the technology market. Apple suffered its worst product introduction ever with last month's unveiling of the iPatch.

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Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

Funny story: Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

CINCINNAT, OH--A Cincinnati teenager, Brittany Simpson, was run over twice on Thursday while texting her friend as she crossed 4th and Walnut St. While Brittany was crossing the street, absorbed in her Smart Phone, a Ford Focus ran over the sixtee...

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The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...

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Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

Funny story: Mobile Game Developer Can Upgrade From 'Lite' to Full Defense in Lawsuit, Says Supreme Court.

In a bold and self-congratulatory move, a group of mobile gaming enthusiasts have sued Novio, the developer of the Angry Fowl series, for $50 million dollars, according to papers filed in New York Federal Court today. According to the suit, Novio...

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Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Funny story: Robotics Company to Manufacture Androids

Tucson AZ: Acme Robotics Inc. (ARI) a company that specializes in biotechnology, robotics and artificial intelligence applications announced the development of androids for home and business applications. The two male and female android prototypes...

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iPhone 5 may not be good enough for consumers

Funny story: iPhone 5 may not be good enough for consumers

Fears are growing that the much anticipated iPhone 5 may not be good enough to take on the new generation of Android phones. "Without Steve Jobs to push through ridiculous sounding ideas that turn out to be winners, they may struggle to be ground-...

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Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

Funny story: Refurbished 'Sex-Bots' Embarrass Secret Service

WASHINGTON - In a monumental failing of the U.S. Department of Robotics, twelve androids known by insiders as units "XJ1 through XJ12" have been dismantled following an embarrassing episode involving Colombian prostitutes. The unfortunate mishap...

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Microsoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space

Funny story: Microsoft's Pig Bombed by Angry Birds from Space

Unless you are an Angry Birds game fan, this headline will be of no use to you, but owners of the Angry Birds franchise have said "no" to offering their new "Space" game version on Microsoft mobile devices. Making the business decision to stick to...

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Google Chrome for Android Beta introduces exciting new feature

Funny story: Google Chrome for Android Beta introduces exciting new feature

As promised by Google, the Beta offering of their Android-based Chrome Internet browser has quickly been enhanced with the addition of the singular most requested feature from other platforms: the Aw Snap! screen. Aw Snap! is Chrome's attempt to a...

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Android Ice Cream Sandwich to feature Lick-to-Unlock

Funny story: Android Ice Cream Sandwich to feature Lick-to-Unlock

Following Apple's successful patent litigation concerning its Slide-to-unlock technology, other mobile device software companies will need to look for suitable alternatives. Google has been preparing for this eventuality by designing new unlock co...

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Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Funny story: Android Phones Upgraded with Jan Brewer Touch Screen

Soon to become popular with political pundits, legislators or anyone who likes to point firmly with an index finger, Android phones and related apps will be upgraded to accommodate a Jan Brewer-like pounding of the touch screen. Previously designe...

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Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

Funny story: Is Your Date Crazy? You Need the Crazam App

The makers of the how to teach kissing app have developed an app for the iPhone and Android phones that will analyze a potential date and give you information regarding the person through a password protected text message. Jake Stephens of San J...

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Can't afford an iPhone? There's an app for that

Funny story: Can't afford an iPhone? There's an app for that

The iPhone is possibly the most expensive smart phone on the market, but many would argue that the interface is worth every penny/cent (*delete as country appropriate). Now Google's operating system, Android, has the answer. An iPhone-like interfa...

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Orgasm App Now Available for i-Phone

Funny story: Orgasm App Now Available for i-Phone

San Jose, CA - Need an orgasm? There's now an app for that. Jeremy Johnson, 25, computer software writer, was talked into writing an orgasm app after years of his girlfriend complaining about his lack of being able to please her as much as she woul...

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