In the latest of many cricket related thefts Jimmy Anderson has taken his 500th test wicket. A cackling Anderson addressed waiting reporters from top of the stands at Lords. Like some sort of cricket phantom of the opera.
"You'll never catch me"...
Controversial South African born England batsmen, Kevin Pietersen, has reached an agreement with the ECB that will see him return for the tour to India.
The "provocative text" saga which has rumbled on since the summer series against South Africa...
Ex-England cricket captain Andrew Strauss has stated his desire to become a Tory MP. Joining the Tories suits Strauss as they seem to be run in the same way the England cricket team is, shite. Back and to the Left news are unsure as to how knowing wh...
England captain Andrew Strauss today retired from all forms of professional cricket to take up a new role, replacing Shane Warne as the face of Advanced Hair Studio, the leading hair-loss specialists.
At his press conference this lunchtime, Strau...
South African cricket captain Graeme Smith is said to be "devastated" following the news that Andrew Strauss is to retire from professional cricket.
Strauss was expected to announce his resignation today after a winter and summer during which his...
Indian batsman Sachin Tendulkar is blaming English spin bowler Monty Panesar for his continuing bad run.
The turbanned tweaker, has also been fined by the English management for bowling to the 'little master' in the nets at Lords.
"We did not g...
In good taste or not, England cricket skipper Andrew Strauss's comments about the Ashes being war have to be taken seriously.
As the England time fly out to Australia to try to retain the Ashes over there for the first time in, ooh, yonks, observe...
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