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Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Funny story: Russell Brand blasts Graham Norton for 'making my mum cry' over failed marriage to Katy Perry

Appearing on the Graham Norton show to promote new film Rock of Ages, Essex boy Russell Brand blasted the Irish chat show for making his mum cry, after Norton asked about the fellow comics failed marriage to singer Katy Perry. Brand said that Nort...

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Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Funny story: Sachs telephones Ross about lezzer daughter

Jonathan Ross is hopping mad apparently after Andrew Sachs ripped the shit out of him for having a lezzer as a daughter. 'Ripped the shit' has been revealed to be an English colloquialism for taking the piss. As soon as news broke regarding Jo...

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Woss all this shouting? Ross thrown off bus.

Funny story: Woss all this shouting? Ross thrown off bus.

Jonathan 'Rossy' Woss today sparked fresh controversy when he was thrown off a bus for making obscene phone calls. The mischievous funny man was removed from the 23 bus taking him to BBC Television Centre after passengers complained about the dist...

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Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Funny story: Jonathan Ross Back On BBC1 Tonight With His Own Inimitable Brand Of Pure Shite

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced BBC talk show host who was suspended for his disgraceful antics with that Russell Brand, is back on TV on Friday night, after just three months absence. The show, wittily subtitled Carry On Up My Own Arse, has made Ros...

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Parky and Sachs -- "More than Friends"

Recent attention given to "Fawlty Towers" star Andrew Sachs, (78) has uncovered his "close" friendship with recently retired chat show host Michael Parkinson (73). Sources close to the couple remained tight lipped about the "relationship" however...

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A Children's Golden Treasury of Andrew Sachs Whoppers

Funny story: A Children's Golden Treasury of Andrew Sachs Whoppers

London - (Satantic Sluts Mess): A computer geek who hacked into BBC employment archive files has dicovered a huge cover-up about 'Fawlty Twin Towers' actor Andrew Sachs' real career as a cold war Stasi spy. Sachs, 78, apparently used the cover of...

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Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

Funny story: Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny

In an astonishing twist to the continuing Johnathan Ross / Russell Brand phone call debacle, Ross has been reportedly abducted by 76 year-old grandmother Eileen Dover of Dover, who was incensed at the treatment of her hero, Manuel at the hands of the...

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Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Funny story: Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Georgina Baillie, the 23-year-old granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, at the centre of the BBC prank calls row, has said she was "horrified and disgusted" by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand's behaviour, just before it was announced by BBC bosses that she...

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Jonathan Ross Show To Be Replaced By Roy 'Chubby' Brown Show

Funny story: Jonathan Ross Show To Be Replaced By Roy 'Chubby' Brown Show

The BBC's flagship Friday evening Jonathan Ross show, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross has been cancelled due to the star's three-month suspension without pay, and has now been replaced with the new Friday Night With Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Ross was in...

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Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Funny story: Brand and Ross are Going to Hell

Today the Pope weighed into the Brand/Ross scandal. He has excommunicated both performers and branded the BBC as the gateway to Hell. "The director General should have seen this coming" said the Pope. "There are countless warnings in the Bible of...

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80 Year Old Man Takes Vengeance On 2 BBC Wankers

Jonathon Ross : Hello Is that Johnny?, It's Jonathon here, Calling from London, I'll get straight to the point, I might have been sacked as a Celebrity by the BBC, let's face it the Daily Mail hates me, I think I have a good case for Wongful Dismissal it could be racially motivated, but we don't have any "Showbiz" Lawyers in England, are you interested?". Johnny Cochrane : "Let me get this stra...

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Stars line up to apologise to Andrew Sachs

BBC celebrities and staff have issued formal apologies to Andrew Sachs in their thousands today, after the former Fawlty Towers actor failed to complain about something the Daily Mail thought he ought to. Amid total confusion, the elderly comedy v...

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Ross: "I'm Sowwy!"

Following an exclusive telephone call to the offices of Spoof newspaper, Jonathon Ross has today issued the following statement in response to the Public outcry over his recent radio show with Russel Brand. "I would like to offer my sincerwist wegwets for any offence caused by Wussell Bwand and myself towards Mr Andwoo Sachs". He went on, "I have been a fan of Andwoo for many years, and have fo...

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BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

Funny story: BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

London, England - The BBC has sacked top-paid presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross following overwhelming public complaints against the pair for recent on-air inappropriate behaviour. Pranksters Brand and Ross had made controversial on-air p...

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Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Funny story: Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Andrew Sachs, the actor who so brilliantly portrayed Spanish waiter, Manuel, in Fawlty Towers, has reacted angrily to a prank telephone call Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made to him on 18 October during Brand's radio show. Sachs was unavailabl...

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