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Funny story: ..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

..."I'm ready for my close-up Sarge!"

In the never-ending wake of the 'Plebgate' debacle and scuzball Andrew Mitchell's perpetual whingeing for an apology another Tory cretin has jumped upon the band wagon. David-so good they almost named him twice-Davis has suggested that Police Offi...
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Funny story: Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Cameron looks to China for inspiration

Having sent out the Mayor of London and the Chancellor of Exchequer to forge closer links with China David Cameron is already taking inspiration from Chinese lawmakers about how to deal with the Police Federation in the row over Andrew Mitchell.
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Funny story: No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

No Worries For Dorries As She's Booted Out Of The Jungle

Occassional Conservative MP and full-time attention seeker Nadine Dorries has become the first person to be voted off ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here'. Dorries, who's not even a celebrity, became the first sitting MP since George Gallowa...
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Funny story: Cameron to make speech on crime

Cameron to make speech on crime

Prime Minister David Cameron will today make a keynote speech on crime. However he will stop short of saying that people who swear and verbally abuse Police officers should face arrest. In the rest of Europe disrespecting a police officer is a cr...
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Funny story: Lame Duck leaves Pathetic Pond

Lame Duck leaves Pathetic Pond

Stereotypical Tory and Chief pussy whipped Andrew Mitchell has eventually bowed to plebeian pressure and fallen on his Caesarian sword. The lamest of lame ducks was clinging on to his position like an alcoholic's giro after most definitely brandi...
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Funny story: Chief Whip Beaten

Chief Whip Beaten

After a whip around on the Tory back benches, Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell was relieved of his trousers and soundly beaten. The screams could be heard in Westminster Abbey but everyone knew it was just some old Etonians having a bit of fun. David...
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Funny story: George Osbourne an example to Mitchell

George Osbourne an example to Mitchell

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne was caught traveling first class on a standard ticket. He politely asked the ticket inspector if he know who he was, and told the ticket inspector that as Chancellor it was him who would decide inspectors n...
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Funny story: Monster Raving Loony Party to combat identity crisis

Monster Raving Loony Party to combat identity crisis

The Monster Raving Loony Party leader Alan "Howling Laud" Hope is preparing to make his speech to the party conference at a time of crisis for the party. Over the last two years the main stream political parties have been encroaching on the Loonies b...
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Funny story: Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

Chief Whip to attempt Knievel-style jump of Whitehall gate

After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move. The police have reiterated their determination not to open the Big...
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Funny story: Fanplebbingtastic! The latest in the Andrew Mitchell saga

Fanplebbingtastic! The latest in the Andrew Mitchell saga

Andrew Mitchell has "categorically denied" that he used foul and abusive language towards police officers who were guarding him. He said: "I did not use the comments that were attributed to me I didn't even talk to the officers in question. I...
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Funny story: Government chief whip calls officials "plebs" and swears at them too!!

Government chief whip calls officials "plebs" and swears at them too!!

There was uproar, mayhem and general chaos in government circles today when the chief whip accused some officials surrounding the leader's home of being "plebs". Gaius Julius Caesar, leader of the Roman Empire and creator of the Julian calendar an...
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Funny story: Chief Whip in Cycle rage with police

Chief Whip in Cycle rage with police

The Governments Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell today faced calls for his resignation after a four letter strewn rant with police at Downing Street. The argument started when an officer told Mr Mitchell to use the rear entrance. This angered Mr Mitchell a...
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