Andrew Lloyd Webber has been approached by the Vatican to put together a television show that will let the Catholic Church elect a new Pontiff through the popular television format pioneered by shows such as the X-Factor and America's Got Talented Ki...
The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics.
"He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...
The cuts are biting harder and deeper and nowhere is it being felt more acutely than at that bastion of British broadcasting, The BBC.
Budgets have been trimmed back so much that the corporation is having to plumb even further depths to get show t...
Andew Lloyd-Webber is open about the fact that he can never have sex again. This is a side effect of having received treatment for prostate cancer.
Many people cannot have sex for a variety of reasons but don't go shouting it off rooftops. Many a...
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T S Eliot didn't bottle it all up! He let it all out! Had he been a bottler-up, the world might never have seen The Dry Salvages or Ash Wednesday or Sweeney Agonistes (There's a lot to...
Lord Lloyd Webber has cancelled the new production of My Fair Lady staring Sarah Montague which had been in production for two months.
A spokesman for his company said that Ms. Montague was having trouble with her elocution. 'She was fine on the c...
Andrew Lloyd Weber, whose smash hit, Phantom of the Opera, continues to set records on the world's stages, has agreed to compose the musical score for The New York Times best-seller, Afghanistan War Logs. "The material is great," said Weber. "Plus th...
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, 61, has been diagnosed with being ugly, it has been disclosed.
His spokesman said in a statement that the condition was currently in its very ugly stages.
"Andrew is now undergoing a facelift and expects a young g...
The United Kingdom entry for the Eurovision Song Contest has been rejected unless the lyrics are changed. It comes in the wake of Georgia being faced with the same issue when their lyrics were deemed to contain political content that was offensive t...
Andrew Lloyd Webber, that creepy-looking bloke on the telly, has revealed that he is to write the UK entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, and is to help select someone to sing it from the millions of ordinary, unwashed, talentless individuals curre...
Musical composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has ended up in hot water again after remarks made in a recent BBC interview.
Talking about his most recent BBC showcase in which cheap labour was scouted and cast for his presentation of the classic Lionel Ba...
In a move that will shock fans and foes alike, the shock rocker Marilyn Manson is to star as the leading role in Andrew Lloyd Webber's popular musical 'The Phantom of the Opera' it was confirmed yesterday at a press conference in London.
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