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Funny story: Patients to be fitted with bionic lenses showing Health Secretary lying

Patients to be fitted with bionic lenses showing Health Secretary lying

Hospital patients are to be fitted with new bionic lenses which will project images of Health Secretary Andrew Lansley telling lies on a continuous loop. The lenses, which will allow wearers to read floating lies or view computer-generated images...
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Funny story: Lansley Sent to Care Home

Lansley Sent to Care Home

Health Minister Andrew Lansley has been sent to a Care Home to consider the risk of his not being able to privatise the Health Service. Staff trained in the gentle art of persuasion will be attempting to get Lansley's Bill into shape. We have b...
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Funny story: Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Theresa May, UK, Home Secretary finished her speech to the Police Federation in Bournemouth by telling the federation: 'You are the finest police officers in the world and I trust you to get the job done.' She could have added, "but I'm still taking £4000 off your salary this year, despite telling you for months that this Government would not make cuts in Police Budgets." No one applauded an...
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Funny story: Will Lansley Survive?

Will Lansley Survive?

Doctors and Nurses are worried that Andrew Lansley may survive. The architect of the dismantaling of the NHS has won strong Tory backing for the move towards rewarding private companies with the profits of dealing with low cost health care. He tol...
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Funny story: Gillian Duffy to front Panorama style current affairs show

Gillian Duffy to front Panorama style current affairs show

Gilian Duffy, the bigoted old woman who sent Tony Benn to sleep, put the final nail in the coffin that was Gordon Brown's political career, and carried out a half-arsed ambush of the Deputy PM, is now getting her own show on Channel 5. "Gillian Du...
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Funny story: Lansley Needs Emergency Care

Lansley Needs Emergency Care

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley's mission to destroy the National Health Service is coming off the rails. Nurses have no confidence in him and he suffeered another setback when he felt ill at their conference. Emergency services were called but...
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Funny story: Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Health Secretary, Andrew Lansley, has been accused of having no "guts" after declining to address nurses today. Members of the Royal College of Nurses plan a "no confidence" vote on him after his decision not to follow tradition and take the Minis...
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