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Funny story: Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Atlanta - CNN, in their never ending coverage of the missing Malaysian plane tragedy, thinks they have figured out a way to keep the story interesting, boost ratings, and possibly videotape the disappearance of one of their most beloved personali...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

Joan Rivers Confesses That She Wants To Be Anderson Cooper's Sugar Mama

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that Anderson Cooper has become a very popular non-straight dude as lately he has had Cher and Kathy Griffin fighting over his attention and now Joan Rivers has come into the fray. Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers appeare...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...
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Funny story: Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

NEW YAWK -- Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddox, Harvey Levin, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transvestites, transsexuals, and 99.99 percent of the rest of the American public are celebrating after sexist, anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic bigot Alex Baldwin,...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

Anderson Cooper Denies That He Got To 3rd Base With Kathy Griffin

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper is shocked to hear the recent rumor that he recently went out on a secret date with Kathy Griffin. Cooper who is an avowed gay male stated that he has no idea where the rumor started but if he was a betting guy he w...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

Adam Lambert To Star In The Anderson Cooper Story

HOLLYWOOD - Lions Face Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that Adam Lambert will be starring in Salvo Classacoti's motion picture The Anderson Cooper Story. Lambert spoke with Pomona Vox of Silver Screen Showcase Maga...
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Funny story: Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He told Ellen that he is tired of hearing Alec "The Brat" Baldwin's homophobic rants and that he wants to fight the bitter thespian in a boxing match.
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Denies That The Recent Naked Photos of Her Make Her Look Manly

Lady Gaga Denies That The Recent Naked Photos of Her Make Her Look Manly

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has stated that Lady Gaga has reached the point where she is desperate for publicity just like that Left Coaster Paris Hilton. Lady Gaga has confided to a close friend that she feels that the record buying public i...
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Funny story: President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...
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Funny story: The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - The verbal volcano has erupted and actor Alec Baldwin and TV talk show host Anderson Cooper are going at each other like a cat and a dog. The problem started when Baldwin suggested that Anderson needed to color his hair because he...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper has come out and revealed that he has really been having a lot of second thoughts about a lot of things lately. He recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he now thinks that he may not be gay a...
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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

Anderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay

NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...
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Funny story: CNN's Anderson Cooper Sent Chilling Package

CNN's Anderson Cooper Sent Chilling Package

CNN anchor, presenter and personality Anderson Cooper, has reportedly received a chilling package delivered to CNN Headquarters in Atlanta. Cooper, currently covering the story of rouge LA cop, Christopher Dorner was said to be 'shocked'. "It...
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
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Funny story: Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

Jodie Foster's Soulful Golden Globes' 'Coming Out' Speech Forces Anderson Cooper Back In the Closet

CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...
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Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...
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