MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end.
The Mixtec, who originated...
Rome: Emperor Obamicus's foreign and domestic policies, particularly his handling of a recession and high unemployment have left Roman citizens seeing red across the empire. Public concern is about foreign wars, invasion, political infighting, corrup...
Athens GR: Subway construction in Greece's capitol city has unearthed an amphora containing a historical description written by Moussaka, a historian of the period 490 BC to 431 BC. There is new information about the relations between the Greek-city...
A recent historical excavation of Stonehenge has shocked the sports world by proving footballers of the Neolithic period employed goal-line technology.
It is the latest exciting development regarding the prehistoric megalith, following on from las...
A metal detector enthusiast in Cumbria has discovered a rare Roman bronze helmet complete with face-mask, believed to belong to an ancient charioteer who would have been the historical equivalent of our modern day "The Stig"
The helmet would have...
Art experts were left red-faced yesterday after it emerged they had been the victims of an elaborate hoax.
Boffins from London's prestigious Courtauld Institute had spent three years cleaning up what they assumed were 2,000-year-old wall paintings...
The celebrations on Hadrians Wall have caused quite a stir as the Scottish Home Army didn't know what the fuck was happening while a bunch of "Loony" Sassenachs started illuminating the wall.
They thought it was a "Sassenach Attack" and sounded th...
King Tut is dead! At last the official news we have all been waiting for. Doctors have been working round the sundial to see if they could find any vital signs. Sadly, as we have all suspected, the doctors have now confirmed that he is in fact dead.
Ancient rock legends from the Clash, Billy Bragg, Status Quo, etc, want to give prisoners locked up in "UK Slammers" guitar lessons instead of them practising "gay sex lessons!"
Leading prison psychiatrists feel this would ease tensions between pr...
After months of behind-the-scenes negotiation, Congressman Bacchus (I-Rome) unveiled a massive health care bill. The CBO reports that the bill could cost the government almost 50,000 denarii, although Bacchus himself puts the estimate at closer to 60...
SYRACUSE, SICILY- Sometimes extreme situations call for drastic measures. With human activity gradually warming the planet, threatening the survival of our species, Kirstie Alley and Oprah Winfrey will reportedly move the Earth into an orbit slightl...
Dateline Cairo, Egypt - A storeroom housing about three dozen ancient Egyptian fossilized farts have been unearthed inside a 3,000-year-old tomb during the latest round of excavations at the vast necropolis of Mimfft, twenty one miles south of Cairo,...
The Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar gave a press conference to finally answer rumours that he is still alive.
Speaking in front of the world's media and several legions of the Roman Guardia Civil the Emperor said that there had been a slight confusio...
Cairo Egypt: An archeological expedition to Egypt's Valley of the Kings has reported finding a strange inscription inside the innermost burial chamber of a 3500 year old Pyramid.
The inscription @*$! #%* was written on a wall. Dr. Jones the head...
Athens, Greece - Apparently angry that man has mastered fire to the point of recreating the Big Bang, Prometheus, known as the father of mankind in Greek mythology for giving man the gift of fire, ordered a crew of Greek computer hackers to break int...
From the titillating world of archaeological research Ancient Greece has yielded up some gems this week! Investigations into Roman Emperor Nero and his Olympic obsession in this dictatorial Olympic year revealed that the fiddler of Rome had the Greek...
New research from American scientists has suggested that Romans could not sail against the tide in their ships, and that the dates attributed to their 55 BC landings in southern England are wrong.
Dateline Rome, 15 Octavio, 112 BC: Senators from all parts of the empire have been convened in a special session of the Roman Legislature by Senator Obamicus.