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'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

Funny story: 'Scientists' pretend to find another missing link in Homo Naledi!

'Scientists' have proudly announced the discovery of some human like fossils, and absolutely true to form have concluded them to be yet another link in the mind boggling chain of so called missing links. The bones were discovered in a cave near Jo...

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All Sent Items: To Katie1988 From SteveTheMan

Funny story: All Sent Items: To Katie1988 From SteveTheMan

To: Katie1988@topmail.com From: SteveTheMan@talktalc.co.uk Hi Katie - it was so nice to finally meet you! After exchanging all those emails about family trees and both being new to the whole ancestry thing it was handy to exchange ideas. I've found a few more distant relatives on my Dad's side, so my tree is beginning to fill out now. How are you getting on? Maybe we could meet up again to c...

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Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

Funny story: Clegg Copies Obama In Attempt To Boost Ratings

In an attempt to boost his flagging popularity, Lib Dem leader has taken a leaf out of Barrack Obama's book by going back to his roots. The US President returned to his ancestors' wig making shop in Moneygall, County Offaly, had a pint of Guinness...

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Shock: Man Has Family Tree Removed

Funny story: Shock: Man Has Family Tree Removed

A Warwickshire man has been left with no history, after council workers cut down and removed his family tree. The tree, an oak, was positioned in the front garden of his house in a small village, and had stood there since his ancestors moved to th...

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Local Girl Discovers She's Related To Piers Morgan

Funny story: Local Girl Discovers She's Related To Piers Morgan

Friends and relatives were consoling a distraught local girl today after she uncovered her family's deep, dark secret - that she is related to Piers Morgan, the tosser off 'America's Got Talent' and 'Britain's Got Talent'. Shelly Morgan, 15, s...

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Irn Brun found to be a different species

Funny story: Irn Brun found to be a different species

Archaeologists in Scotland have discovered a new subspecies of Homo Sapiens, the Bruniens. it is believed that over ten percent of Scots are of this species and that our beloved leader, Gordon 'Girdn Brun' Brown is one of them.

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What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

Funny story: What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

To settle a bar bet, Jonathan Williams, leader of Arayan Nation faction "The Church of Jesus Christ Christian," underwent genetic testing to discover his ancestry.

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