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Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

Funny story: Adele helps pregnant mothers by telling them; "It aint no fun being a mum!"

One of Britain's most famous exports, singer/songwriter Adele, has decided to go public and warned pregnant mother's about having babies, she say's "being a mum aint no fun!" Adele just happened to be paid a couple of million for telling her despe...

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Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

Funny story: Amy Winehouse statue to be erected at London's Skank Central

London, UK - A life size sculpture of the seedy smack addict who drank herself to death aged 27 is to be erected at Stables Market in Camden, North London, on a spot where she regularly scored crack cocaine. Heaving with stalls selling tacky drugs...

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Africanized 'killer' bees swarming on Roundhouse ahead of Amy Winehouse anniversary

Funny story: Africanized 'killer' bees swarming on Roundhouse ahead of Amy Winehouse anniversary

London - "Reckon it started with bizarre alien activity in the Beehive Nebula," a North London apiarist explained this morning, "sent some hives mental just after the Solstice." News of the swarm brought dozens of firemen to the famous Camden audi...

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Heather Matarazzo to play Amy Winehouse in Lifetime biopic

Funny story: Heather Matarazzo to play Amy Winehouse in Lifetime biopic

Great News, Heather Matarazzo, can finally revamps her acting career with the role of a lifetime-- she's officially set to star as Amy Winehouse in the Lifetime movie, Dick & Winehouse. Heather Matarazzo really does look the part of Amy Wineho...

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Camden kebab shop deconsecrates Amy shrine amid Pete Doherty apparition

Funny story: Camden kebab shop deconsecrates Amy shrine amid Pete Doherty apparition

London - A spectral image that suddenly materialised on the Delancey Street Kebab Taverna window was a dead ringer for the Babyshambles musician proprietor Costas Kleftiko said today. The Camden takeaway is host to an unofficial shrine to deceased...

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Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...

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Coroner confirms that Amy "Winehouse" lived up to her name!

Funny story: Coroner confirms that Amy "Winehouse" lived up to her name!

In St Pancras (no medical analogies please), London, the corner overseeing the inquest into Amy Winehouse's death has confirmed the fact that Amy more than lived up to her name. In fact she had more wine (and other spirits, not the ghostly type, n...

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Amy Winehouse birthday memorial gig scrapped

Funny story: Amy Winehouse birthday memorial gig scrapped

London - Accusations that unscrupulous relatives are cashing in on the dead singer's legacy have seen the cancellation of Wednesday's 28th birthday memorial gig at Chalk Farm's Roundhouse. Organised by former drinking mates at Camden Lock's Whorel...

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Propofol conspiracy theories debunked as 'harmless tranquiliser' found in Amy bloodstream

Funny story: Propofol conspiracy theories debunked as 'harmless tranquiliser' found in Amy bloodstream

London - The 1980s pharma best seller was once prescribed to rehab patients who claimed their addictions sprang from congenital marijuana deficiency. This weekend a toxicology report has confirmed traces of the popular tranquilliser Librium were p...

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Amy Winehouse Brought Back to Life By Crack Pipe - Police Warn Over Superhuman Crack Zombie Epidemic in London inc. Karl Marx & Queen Victoria

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Brought Back to Life By Crack Pipe - Police Warn Over Superhuman Crack Zombie Epidemic in London inc. Karl Marx & Queen Victoria

Spoof news sites are being condemned and politicians are calling for an investigation after a recent fake story inspired a bunch of bored crack addicts to successfully bring Amy Winehouse back to life, which has baffled scientists and experts. Police...

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Amy Winehouse Fans Call Her a Fake and Go On Global Rampage - Police Attacked in Toyko, LA Celebs Go Into Hiding, Justin Bieber Goes Missing & Rehab Centre Burnt to Ground

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Fans Call Her a Fake and Go On Global Rampage - Police Attacked in Toyko, LA Celebs Go Into Hiding, Justin Bieber Goes Missing & Rehab Centre Burnt to Ground

Following the death of Amy Winehouse there was a renewed interest in her career as she joined the infamous 27 club alongside the likes of Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison. However since details emerged in a toxicology report that Winehouse on the night o...

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Toxicology results in Amy Winehouse postmortem

Funny story: Toxicology results in Amy Winehouse postmortem

London - The cause of death 'remains a mystery' a pre-inquest hearing into the singer's death was told today as lab tests confirmed the absence of any illicit substances in the tragic singer's system. But the reason why Golders Green Crematorium '...

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OMG! Image of Lockerbie Bomber 'captured in Winehouse crem service footage' - William Hague

Funny story: OMG! Image of Lockerbie Bomber 'captured in Winehouse crem service footage' - William Hague

London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish. "WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague dem...

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Amy Winehouse Death Connected to American Debt Ceiling and Monkee's Reunion!

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Death Connected to American Debt Ceiling and Monkee's Reunion!

Amy Winehouse's death now has two new connections to non-drug related causes. A recording of a un-named demo song reveals she was extremely upset by American politicians lack of resolve to raise the dept ceiling. "Screw the dirty bastards in the U...

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Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

Funny story: Amy 'faked her own death' - College of Psychic Studies shocker!

London - A bit of tangled hexoplasm recovered from the College trashcan paints a very different picture of the Amy Winehouse RIP 'spun' by the UK media. College cleaning woman Mrs Doris Pokes (no relation) said today a 'cold reading' of some disc...

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New supergroup "Heaven and Hell" features Amy Winehouse

Funny story: New supergroup "Heaven and Hell" features Amy Winehouse

Before even Kelly Osborne could take her hair out of its beehive and lay down on the street holding on to the pavement for dear life, Amy Winehouse has announced her comeback tour. Within three minutes of arriving in Heaven, she joined forces with...

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Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

Funny story: Mad swarm of killer bees invades Amy Winehouse beehive

London - North London apiarists said tonight a 15,000-strong colony of hybrid African-Camden Town killer bees is on the loose and heading for an aperture in Winehouse's chimneystack. The mutants were seen swarming earlier on a Jeffrey Street Smart...

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Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

Funny story: Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

London - A giant flying bong from outer space was seen hovering over Camden Square last weekend close to Amy Winehouse's two million quid pad. Eyewitnesses reported seeing curly plumes of pungent smoke above the NW1 rooftops as the craft spelled o...

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