Peter has lost his hands and needs help finding them! He has offered some thing or another for the return of the hands but we don't know for sure because the reward notice he's been sticking to lampposts with his head are completely indecipherable. T...
A newlywed groom woke up in hospital the day after his wedding to find both his legs had been amputated - as part of a revenge prank by the groom's brother.
Plumber Sydney Squat-Thrust chopped off his brother Jarrod's legs as he slept on his weddi...
WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...
Jed Simpson, Britain's leading rower heading for the London 2012 Paralympics, has had his bid for gold put in jeopardy.
The Sunderland born sportsman has contracted woodworm in his left leg.
Simpson had noticed sawdust appearing in his bed over...
Tijuana police were called to a bridge on the north side of Tijuana after witness report a below the neck amputee man had hung himself. When officers arrived they found the bodiless man hanging by a metal ring tied to the bridge.
When police went...
Los Angelos - Upon her release from the Betty Ford Clinic on probation today Lindsay Lohan was heard saying, "I must go to her!"
"Her" meaning Zsa Zsa Gabor. Upon hearing that the ailing Gabor sister might lose her leg, the new and improved Lindsa...
The Fashion world was both shocked and orgasmic with pleasure last week during a show featuring the new shoe collection by Monsignor Sado where all models had their toes surgically removed to model his latest range of footwear called Pegs.
Sado has long attempted to replicate the type of walk already popularised by many women in high heels today. Sado explains, "They walk like gori...
Donovan Bailey, billed as the World's fastest man, has found a way to go even faster than the 27.1mph he has been clocked at.
Los Angeles: In an astonishing indictment of the state of American medical care, a 44 year old man from Santa Monica, CA was accidentally decapitated by his surgeons.
Six people appeared at the Old Bailey yesterday charged with unlawfully selling, or trying to sell, integral and 'essential' human body parts. Kidneys, lungs, arms and a testicle were all sol...
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