NATO HQ, Brussels - (Big Oil Ass Mess): NATO has issued its sternest warning yet that sinister human frights group Amnesty International's acquisition of Chevron Corp stock was a cynical bankrolling by mobster cabals behind the 9/11 cover-up.
I remember being a 14 year old schoolboy and getting a visit by the local Amnesty International group during a Maths class. At the time I thought it was a welcome relief from trigonometry but after the fifth picture of someone being tortured it wasn't relief that I felt but an unshaken feeling that the world is truly one large cesspit. My c...
President Bush reacted angrily to the damning report from Amnesty International, which claimed that America's highest profile detention centre, Camp X-ray, 'was not fit to keep shit in.'...
Amnesty international chiefs have slammed a new US anti-personnel weapon, demanding it be recalled from use.
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