A new poll released by Mayo Clinic this morning reveals that thirty-seven percent of the adult US population has Shit for Brains! In an unprecedented move Fox News and MSNBC News are claiming that the poll is biased, provocative, and blasphemous. The...
Gone are the days when airlines would not let passengers off planes, forcing them to fly back to where they had just come from. Also gone are the days when airlines would only let the first 20 passengers to depart the aircraft to collect their lugga...
Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless.
Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the V...
Heathrow, LONDON: With many teenagers employed by G4S on £8.50 per hour, deciding to take days off to watch Jeremy Kyle or soaps, there may be trouble ahead. But why has the Olympic Security become a 'car crash', waiting to happen? Lord Coe et al...
An online feel-good fundraising effort for a man who was seen eating a sandwich on youtube has reached $450,000 and is growing, however no one actually knows why the fund was set up in the first place.
More than $450,000 has been donated to David...
According to a recent study, America is the first 100% lazy country.
Steven J. Henrickson Ph.D. (Britain's top researcher of American habits) conducted the study by asking five hundred Americans to do simple tasks, such as changing the television...
In a research study that confounded scientists, it was revealed that Americans live in constant state of hurry - and 99% of the rushers don't want to arrive at the place they're rushing to get to!
Says Dr. Anna Klein, Director of the Center for Am...
While America is known for its widespread voter apathy, recently reported levels of sheer voter ignorance still managed to astound long-time political analysts when polls revealed that nearly 72% of Americans believe that the 2012 presidential electi...
The US Department of Defense has announced that American Special Forces squads are to be issued with "Hoodies" in an attempt to instil fear into enemy troops.
"Hoodies" are believed to strike more terror into American's than any other item of clot...
NEW YORK CITY - Santa Claus, a historical figure in western culture, has been a staple in calendar events, a day to celebrate giving, and the time retail stores make people think we have to buy one gift for everybody unless they're family, which requ...
The French town of Antibes is recovering today after a bus load of visiting American tourists went on an eating binge during a visit to the Cote de Azur.
The visitors, from Texas, arrived in the quaint fishing port town at about 7 in the morning,...
It came as a shock to some avid Manchester Unit fans to learn that American and Canadian commentators DO in fact refer to their beloved team as Man. U.
Some British fans gathered at a friend's house to watch their beloved Manchester United team pl...
Shocking news discovered by American scientists today, the existence of Pokemon. The reason that they have remained unknown to America and virtually all the world with the exception of Japan, has been due to a massive Japanese cover-up, with the Japa...
Government stupidity is high in America and even when the truth is demonstrated to the American government it refuses to listen to the American people.
The legal hypocrisy is in reference to a 16-year-old boy from Florida who will be tried as an...
The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source.
I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
Wall street, New York - As the economic crisis deepens in the U.S., many Americans are being advised by financial gurus to relocate to smaller towns where the cost of living is much lower and they can afford to purchase food, clothing, and the oc...
The new Rasmussen Pole today revealed that only 38% of voting age Americans believe that President Barack Obama was born in the USA. The same poll showed that over 42% of those polled believe in the Easter Bunny.
When asked the question: If the...
Six college students, who are attending Harvard University, conducted a survey across America and found that 63% of Americans complain about everything.
The study was headed by Jessica Dearan, a junior at the school, who told reporters:
"Throu...