President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today.
I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts.
We have been fighting a war for a long t...
DETROIT - The honorable Flodell McJefferson, mayor of the city of Detroit just received a fantastic text message.
Mayor Mack J, as the people of MoTown refer to him, spoke at a news conference and happily announced that the text message he had rec...
WASHINGTON, DC - Sometime in March, thousands of USMC troops from Camp Lejeune, North Carolina received orders from Obama to deploy to the Mediterranean, while Congress remained unaware of the President's use of American soldiers.
Leader of the free world, George Bush, has announced today that he intends to pull American and allied troops out of Iraq and look for a peaceful solution to the conflict.
American President George W. Bush now insists that 'patience' is the key to success in Iraq.
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