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Funny story:  Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

Jalapeño to be announced as next American Idol Judge

HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...
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Funny story:  Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

Lindsay "Rehab" Lohan Illegally Buys A Bottle of Beer For $19

LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...
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Funny story:  American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...
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Funny story:  Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

Candice Glover of South Carolina Crowned The New American Idol!

HOLLYWOOD - Candice Glover of St. Helena Island, South Carolina was crowned the winner of American Idol's season 12. She beat out Texas native Kree Harrison, who looks exactly like Rose, the Melanie Lynskey character on Two and A Half Men. Rand...
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Funny story:  Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

Madonna Cannot Stand Nicki Minaj and Says She Belongs In The Circus

BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicki Minaj sat at a booth with some friends at The Zany Zebra Lounge and kept saying that millions of women are jealous of her. One of the patrons overheard her saying that she is the sexiest female hip hop rap artist in the enti...
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Funny story:  American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals. And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well. But little...
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Funny story:  American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

American Idol Bombshell - All 4 Judges Are Being Fired!

LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...
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Funny story:  Letters To iRumors (Minaj, Kim Jong Un, and Kanye & Kim)

Letters To iRumors (Minaj, Kim Jong Un, and Kanye & Kim)

The following are letters that were sent to Bacardi Cheyenne, editor with the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency. Not one word has been changed, omitted, deleted, amended, altered, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - Can you tell me what makes American Idol judge Nicki Minaj think that looking like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey clown is clever, cute, or attractive? I mean real...
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Funny story:  Miranda Lambert Getting Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton's Name Calling

Miranda Lambert Getting Fed Up With Husband Blake Shelton's Name Calling

NASHVILLE - Country music artist and The Voice mentor Blake Shelton who stands 6-foot-5-inches tall towers a whole 13 inches above his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert who is 5-foot-4. A close friend of the couples has said that li...
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Funny story:  Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

Nicki Minaj Admits Her Eyelashes and Hair Are Fake, But Her Butt Is Real

TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...
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Funny story:  American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

American Idol Is Now Down To The Final 3

LOS ANGELES - It was a sad day in the Holcomb family as Amber Holcomb became the latest contestant to be sent home. The Houston native, who has probably shed more tears since the days of Tatiana Del Toro, reportedly felt that one or two of the jud...
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Funny story:  American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

American Idol Fined For Its Extremely Blatant Product Placement

HOLLYWOOD - The California Communications Commission has informed the producers of American Idol that they are going to be issued a fine. CCC spokesperson Athena "Cupcakes" Cuppatori, 57, stated that the producers had been warned about their blata...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

Simon Cowell Makes A Big Admission

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell was in the Big Apple checking up on a business deal regarding a new reality show. The man behind the success of American Idol and X-Factor talked with Savannah Kettle, a reporter with Glamboyant Magazine. The 53-yea...
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Funny story:  Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

Ryan Seacrest Dating Selena Gomez

HOLLYWOOD - In what has to be one of the more surprising relationships out of Tinsel Town, the word is that American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest is dating Selena Gomez, the ex-girlfriend of Justin "Oops" Bieber. The 38-year-old Seacrest has...
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Funny story:  American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

American Idol 'Boots' Country Girl Janelle Arthur Back To Tennessee

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that American Idol judges Mariah "La Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj settled down to simply ignoring each other as they'd done since the start of American Idol's season 12. Calcutta Cotton with Music Mome...
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Funny story:  A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About North Korea's Kim Jong Un

Just in the past few months North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has become one of the most famous individuals in the entire world. The little man who many say resembles the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Michelin Man, and a male version of Nicki Minaj, has become more famous than the Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney. Kim Jong Un has even made friends with one of his all-time favorite NBA b...
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