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Funny story:  Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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Funny story:  Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman!  Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
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Funny story:  Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President!  Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

Donald Trump: I'm Electing Myself President! Gives GOP One Billion Dollar Check!

For the first time in U.S. history one single campaign donation has elected a new president, three years before the actual election! Super Republican wackjob Donald Trump, wrote the GOP a one billion dollar check and elected himself the next Pre...
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Funny story:  Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

As with current major league baseball rules for challenging controversial calls, international disputes are now monitored similarly. An umpire from the US is joined by one from Russia, with the third appointed by The Vatican. The three calls to...
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Funny story:  Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Kid Returns To College After Spring Break With Even More Hatred For Fellow Students

Athens, GA. Arriving back at college after a two-week spring break vacation, social studies student Mike Francis told friends that though fresh and rejuvenated from spending his vacation with his elderly mother, his hatred for his fellow students ha...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

President Obama Tells Mexico That If She Disarms Her Nuclear Weapons He'll Allow 400 Illegal Aliens To Enter The USA

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama is not thrilled with the fact that our neighbor to the south has just perfected the art of manufacturing nuclear weapons, or as the Three Amigos, Georgie Bush, Dickie Cheney, and Do...
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Funny story:  American Atheists Sue National Anthem: Claim Bombs Bursting is not 'Proof'

American Atheists Sue National Anthem: Claim Bombs Bursting is not 'Proof'

Washington - American sporting events may never be the same if the American Atheists have their way. The organization filed a lawsuit today in Federal Court objecting to the use of the word 'proof' in the National Anthem. Never afraid to take on a...
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Funny story:  US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

US sanctions against Russia begin - Chekhov to be written out of next "Star Trek" movie

President Obama has stepped up pressure on their old cold war foe Russia over their actions in the Crimea today. During a press conference at the White House he revealed that increased sanctions will be carried out against Russia, starting with excl...
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Funny story:  Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

Edward Snowden roundhouse kicks his way out of US embassy

The hall of the US embassy in Beijing is littered with bruised bodies. A vase lies smashed on the floor, accompanied by the faint sound of US CIA agents groaning in pain and holding their stomachs. This is the aftermath of a daring escape from whistl...
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Funny story:  Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

Putin Bans All Anti-Russian Websites

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that the Kremlin is cracking down on any world wide websites that are critical of the Russian government. The report states that President Putin has asked his director of computers, Edward Snowden to...
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Funny story:  Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

Snowden: Big Brother is watching every move you make

WHITEWSHINGTON, DC - According to top secret files released by Edward Snowden, the U. S. government plans to tap into employees' computers across the nation and, indeed, around the world, monitoring their every keystroke, telephone call, and emai...
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Funny story:  President Putin Threatens The USA With Putting A Halt To One of America's Biggest Exports To Russia

President Putin Threatens The USA With Putting A Halt To One of America's Biggest Exports To Russia

MOSCOW - Word filtering out of the Kremlin is that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is very upset at the United States stating that it will no longer import Russian Vodka. The Russian president stated that two can play that game and he has decided to...
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Funny story:  President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...
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Funny story:  Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Ousted President of the Ukraine Vitkor Yanukovych has made his first public appearance in a week today alongside Russian leader and "friend" Vladimir Putin. The two went out for cocktails at a local bar in Moscow and the Russian Premier had announced...
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Funny story:  US Drone Already Planning World Domination

US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...
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Funny story:  The World Food Coalition Needs Food

The World Food Coalition Needs Food

DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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Funny story:  Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Arrogant British twit, Piers Morgan, is to be replaced by a cushion and a chintzy throw on his now axed American talk show. The wobbly faced argument maker, publicly hated in the UK, has worked hard to make the US public hate him just as much. Wit...
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Funny story:  US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

US Loses to Canada, Americans Grieve Briefly, But Then Remember They Hate Hockey

The United States lost another heartbreaking game today to Canada in the Olympics by a score of 1-0. Less than 24 hours removed from the US Women losing a gut wrenching game to the Canadian, the men followed suit in Sochi. The 2012 Olympics bro...
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