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Funny story: Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Oregon Crime Suspect Accidently Shoots Himself in the Balls!

Salem, Oregon police have arrested and are now guarding at the hospital a man suspected of shooting an Uncle, then shoots himself in the balls while trying to escape the police. A neighbor heard a loud argument going on in another apartment and su...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning. For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up. A medical team was called by friends who had...
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Funny story: Emergency service sirens set to change

Emergency service sirens set to change

Ambulances, fire engines and police cars are set for the biggest change to their sirens since the invention of the loud speaker, as all emergency vehicles will now be retrofitted to allow them to download new sirens. "Basically," said Emma Gantsy,...
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Funny story: Ambulance Ambiguity

Ambulance Ambiguity

The East Riding of Yorkshire's ambulance service has won an award for being environmentally friendly. The service -which is more famous for it's slow response time and high patient death ratio- began its radical environmental overhaul last year. "...
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Funny story: Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

Ambulance service gears up for its busiest day of the year

The British ambulance service has cancelled all leave for Monday morning as it gets ready for Black Spot Monday, the day of the year when there are more road traffic accidents than any other. "It's the same every year around this time," said ambul...
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Funny story: Ambulances to be toned down?

Ambulances to be toned down?

British ambulances have been branded as too noisy, too bright and too aggressively drive by The Patient Advocate Group. "Do these ambulance drivers not understand that they're carrying sick people?" asked Paul Lay. "The ill and injured don't need...
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Funny story: UK Fire and Ambulance service to stop attending emergencies

UK Fire and Ambulance service to stop attending emergencies

In a shock statement issued today by the UK Fire and Ambulance service, union representatives have decided that its members will no longer be able to attend emergencies, unless they are of a very minor nature. The Fire Brigade is being prevented f...
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Funny story: NHS Ambulance Fleet Upgrades For Obese Patients

NHS Ambulance Fleet Upgrades For Obese Patients

The ambulance service is having to upgrade its vehicles because some patients are becoming too fat, information from freedom of information requests show. Every service in the UK has commenced buying specialist equipment, which includes wider stre...
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Funny story: Fat People Cause The Destruction Of Humanity

Fat People Cause The Destruction Of Humanity

With news hitting the headlines this week that ambulances are to get bigger, to accommodate the bulging waist lines of the U.K public, at a great cost to the NHS, more shocks are to hit the beleaguered service this week. Tommy Windsail, spokesman...
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Funny story: End of Whoop & Wail

End of Whoop & Wail

Congress has passed a bill which will standardize the siren tones used by emergency services across the county for the first time. Rather than use the common Whoop and Wail style siren, a two-tone siren similar to the old sirens used in the UK and p...
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Funny story: Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

An ambulance crew of two in Brighton was today suspended, after allegedly 'trying to keep a patient alive'. A telephone operator received an emergency 999 call last month from an injured man, but kept the line open after she heard the crew suggesting...
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Funny story: Wife of Ambulance Driver Banned from Riding with Husband

Wife of Ambulance Driver Banned from Riding with Husband

London - Ambulance driver Colin Wright has been reprimanded for allowing his wife Eleanor from driving with him while on duty. Mr. Wright and his wife had reconciled personal transportation issues by having Eleanor join Colin on his daily shift of du...
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Funny story: Ambulances are a Trifle Unclean, says Report

Ambulances are a Trifle Unclean, says Report

Road accident victims who would normally require emergency treatment in hospital, and a ride in an ambulance to get it, are being advised to travel there in a taxi, after it was revealed in a report that ambu...
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Funny story: EMS features ambulances equipped with cranes; may hire power lifters

EMS features ambulances equipped with cranes; may hire power lifters

Only in America as the saying goes. EMS services reported today that ambulances will now be equipped with cranes. The cranes will be attached to the top of the ambulances and will fold to fit lengthwise when not in use. The measure was prompted by th...
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Funny story: 1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

1737 Fans Die Of Boredom During 18-Inning Braves - Astros Game

HOUSTON - The city of Houston ran out of ambulances and there was no room at the morgue after more than 1800 fans died of boredom during an 18-inning game between the Atlanta Braves and Houston Astro's. Unaware that an attempt was being made to...
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