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Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant (2/2)

The epic continues. Well hey... listen up. I'm gonna make you a deal. I'm not gonna tell you, you can't have that burger. I mean, hey... this is America, it's a free country! Well, technically it's not, but you know what I mean... Well, every time you eat a burger, just remember that the people... Sorry, the evil, unaccountable, impersonal, soulless corporations who eat burgers ar...

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Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Funny story: Justin Bieber in Ambulance Which Was Hijacked!

Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning. For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up. A medical team was called by friends who had...

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Been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault?

Have you been injured in a writing accident that wasn't your fault? Pen slipped and gouged your hand? Ink-leakage-related trauma? Writer's block? Headache through brain over-usage? Paper Cut? There's always someone else to blame! Get on the phone now to Writers Claim Line on 555 1818 - you will get 100% of your compensation, often within a week. Don't delay, call today!...

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Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

Funny story: Grape Sues Man in Supermarket Row

A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.

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Politician admits to profiting from pain and suffering

Funny story: Politician admits to profiting from pain and suffering

Warren Redlich, a 37 year old personal injury attorney, has announced his candidacy for the board of the virtually unknown town of Guilderland, NY.

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New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

Funny story: New Ambulance Siren Will Include Sound of Machine-Gun Fire

"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...

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Prisoners in £2.5m payout

Funny story: Prisoners in £2.5m payout

London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.

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Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case

Funny story: Dog Gets Million Dollar Verdict in Personal Injury Case

A Mississippi jury today awarded a $1.2 Million verdict to a golden retriever named Sparky against Senator Trent Lott in a personal injury case. This is only the third time that a pet has been able to recover pain and suffering damages for personal i...

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Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

Funny story: Ambulance Chasers Look for Clients in Nightclubs

The Michael Richards controversy ("Kramer" may be sued by offended hecklers) illustrates what savvy attorneys have known for some time. In the hunt for clients, going clubbing is so much more profitable and fun than chasing down ambulances...

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Ambulance Chasers R' Us will make you RICH!

Funny story: Ambulance Chasers R' Us will make you RICH!

Well, how rich do you want to be? If you are a poor, talentless, loser, then its time you consulted our resident team of cheats, liars and fraudsters at 'AMBULANCE CHASERS R' US'.

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