The epic continues.
Well hey... listen up. I'm gonna make you a deal. I'm not gonna tell you, you can't have that burger.
I mean, hey... this is America, it's a free country!
Well, technically it's not, but you know what I mean...
Well, every time you eat a burger, just remember that the people...
Sorry, the evil, unaccountable, impersonal, soulless corporations who eat burgers ar...
Talk about a wild ride, Justin Bieber was on one early this morning.
For once he was the victim of the Knockout Game and was still woozie when an ambulance was ordered for him to go for a check-up.
A medical team was called by friends who had...
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A grape is set to sue well known London accountant Mark Spencer for more than £300,000 after claiming he was trodden on by the overweight money-grabber at Tesco in Peckham.
Warren Redlich, a 37 year old personal injury attorney, has announced his candidacy for the board of the virtually unknown town of Guilderland, NY.
"Something has to be done - nobody respects the ambulance siren anymore," explained local ambulance driver, John Walsh, as he flicked on his siren to more easily navigate through a crowded McDonald's parking lot. "I heard about th...
London, Friday - You could be forgiven for thinking, reading the above headline, that a lottery syndicate (of prisoners) has scooped the midweek jackpot, but nothing could be further from the truth.
A Mississippi jury today awarded a $1.2 Million verdict to a golden retriever named Sparky against Senator Trent Lott in a personal injury case. This is only the third time that a pet has been able to recover pain and suffering damages for personal i...
The Michael Richards controversy ("Kramer" may be sued by offended hecklers) illustrates what savvy attorneys have known for some time. In the hunt for clients, going clubbing is so much more profitable and fun than chasing down ambulances...
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