Washington, D.C. - Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, says that Barack Obama can stop looking for a puppy for the White House because she has a couple he will be more than interested in seeing.
"I've them under wraps up until now," said Ettinger. "B...
Vanessa Hudgens will replace Amber Lee Ettinger as the next Obama Girl.
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