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Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent winner announced prior to live finals

The winner of the 2014 series of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced tonight ahead of the live finals due to take place after the dreadful supermarket advertisements voiced-over by that booming chap who's not Brian Blessed. It was confirmed that...

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Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

Funny story: Simon Cowell Shell-Shocked After Being Pelted With Eggs During The Britain's Got Talent Finale

LONDON - Simon Cowell of Britain's Got Talent said that he had no idea when he made his remark that he hates chickens, chicken eggs, and chicken jokes that it was going to come back to haunt him. The fifty-three-year-old Cowell, AKA The Sultan of...

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The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why Costa Rica Is Extremely Upset

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - A spokesperson for the Costa Rican Olympic team, Francisco San Platanos, has expressed the fact that Team Costa Rica has just received a certified letter from The International Olympic Committee. The letter stipulates that t...

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Holden breaks a leg

Amanda Holden broke a leg last night,it has been claimed. It came after a disgruntled audience member got fed up of her saying "break a leg" on Superstar. The audience member,a young pretty woman,got up out of her seat and kicked her leg repeatedly.

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Britain's Got Talent runner-up might be Simon Cowell's love child

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent runner-up might be Simon Cowell's love child

Following the conclusion of the 2011 "Britain's Got Talent" final, it was revealed that the runner-up in this year's competition, youngster Ronan Parke, might in fact be Simon Cowell's love child. Speaking from behind his huge telephoto lens, Dave...

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Fears Grow For Amanda Holden In Backless Red Dress Vampire Scare

Funny story: Fears Grow For Amanda Holden In Backless Red Dress Vampire Scare

Experienced celebrity stalker, Orlando Puckerbum, from Ryde, Isle Of Wight, last night revealed that he was becoming increasingly concerned about the physical welfare of top television celebrity, Britain's Got Talent judge, Amanda Holden. Puckerbu...

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McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

Funny story: McIntyre May Be Asked To Fall On The Sword Of Damocles To Save Ailing Talent Show

In a sensational development today high-trousered media mogul and pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, moved to silence critics over the falling ratings of his ailing Britain's Got Talent TV show. Speaking from his luxurious barn conversion in leafy Surrey...

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"Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Funny story: "Down With This Sort Of Thing!" Say Ant And Dec, Michael McIntyre And Amanda Holden

Britain's Got Talent crew members, including presenters Ant and Dec, and judges Michael McIntyre and Amanda Holden took advantage of a break from watching some bloke who wasn't Ashley Cole take off several pairs of underpants in order to display a bi...

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Britain's Got No Talent

Funny story: Britain's Got No Talent

As the new series springs into life, it's all change for the hit show 'Britain's Got Talent'. The New Presenting team of David Hasselhoff and Michael McIntyre, alongside the returning Amanda Holden haven't proved quite as popular as producers hope...

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Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-Factor Judge For The 2011 Season

Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-Factor Judge For The 2011 Season

LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions says that he will probably not be renewing Cheryl Cole's contract at the end of the 2010 X-Factor season. Cowell has said that he realizes that Ms. Cole just has too many things going on in her l...

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Shades of Stuart Lubbock at Amanda Holden childhood home pool death tragedy

Funny story: Shades of Stuart Lubbock at Amanda Holden childhood home pool death tragedy

Bournemouth - (Deep End Mess): Police are probing the death of a young man found at the bottom of a Bournemouth swimming pool. Twenty five year-old Luke Barnes' lifeless body was found on Saturday following a rowdy Friday night party at a house wh...

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British Celebs Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Amanda Holden, Katy Perry, and Pixie Lott To Entertain The America Troops In Detroit

Funny story: British Celebs Cheryl Cole, Sarah Harding, Amanda Holden, Katy Perry, and Pixie Lott To Entertain The America Troops In Detroit

DETROIT - In a move that Simon "The Prince of Putdowns" Cowell said was a jolly, bloody, good, gobsmacking idea, celebrities from Great Britain will be flying to America to perform for the American troops stationed in Detroit's combat zone. Cheryl...

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Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Spelbound Lives Up To Its Name and Captures The Title

LONDON - The 13-man gymnastic dance troupe Spelbound has been crowned winners of the 2010 Britain's Got Talent competition. Judge Simon Cowell said that he had never seen so much sweat in his entire life. Amanda Holden said that while they were pe...

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Britain's Got Talent: Alesia Vasmitsel, A Pole Dancer From Surrey Struts Her Stuff

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Alesia Vasmitsel, A Pole Dancer From Surrey Struts Her Stuff

LONDON - A 30-year-old blonde from Surrey took the Britain's Got Talent stage and wooed the crowd as well as the judges. Alesia Vasmitsel, who works as a pole dancing instructor, performed her number and afterwards there were a lot of folks in the...

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Britain's Got Talent: Liam McNally's Version of "Danny Boy" A Big Hit With The Audience and Judges

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent: Liam McNally's Version of "Danny Boy" A Big Hit With The Audience and Judges

LONDON - The star of the latest edition of Britain's Got Talent is a 14-year-old student named Liam McNally. Little Liam thrilled the crowd with his amazing rendition of "Danny Boy." Liam said that he usually sings the song while accompanying hims...

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BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

Funny story: BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night. The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and part time cleaner, Marlene, 62 took the...

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Amanda Holden Shows Up For Britain's Got Talent Auditions (Minus The Spanx).

Funny story: Amanda Holden Shows Up For Britain's Got Talent Auditions (Minus The Spanx).

LONDON - Amanda Holden, the prettiest of the three Britain's Got Talent judges showed up for the first audition all dressed in blue. The beautiful-looking Holden looked stunning in her blue satin dress, her blue satin jacket, her blue high heels,...

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The Moulin Rouge Tells Amanda Holden of Britain's Got Talent "You're Too Short"

Funny story: The Moulin Rouge Tells Amanda Holden of Britain's Got Talent "You're Too Short"

LONDON - Amanda Holden, the female judge on Britain's Got Talent, has had her dream of performing on the stage at the Moulin Rouge in Paris shattered. The manager of the Moulin Rouge Edouard-LaSalle St. Yves said that he was sorry that he had to r...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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