Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsook hewing and splitting. Now, women return to spinning and men love hoeing again.
Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,...
You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch or a tiny lay
now and then, diet a little more costly, clothes a little...
Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge.So put on that love glove!...
* There are no pains without gains, especially when it comes to booty sex
* At the working man's house, hunger looks in but dares not enter. At the working girl's house, hunger enters but leaves poorer!...
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