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Funny story: Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Text Message Leads To Tragedy

Mark Cooper, a 21-year-old university student from Oldham, Greater Manchester, has died after misinterpreting a text from his mother. Mark was out jogging when his mum, Susan, sent him the following message: The neighbour's pet, Ed, wants to have...
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Funny story: The Biggest Mosquito In The World

The Biggest Mosquito In The World

THIBODAUX, Louisiana - A Louisiana game warden, John Claude Du Croissant has reported finding a ginormous mosquito in a bayou just outside of the town of Thibodaux. The town of Thibodaux is noted for having the best crawfish étouffée in the entire...
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Funny story: Alligator explodes in python's belly, it farted!

Alligator explodes in python's belly, it farted!

In the Florida's Everglades National Park an alien species of python, the Burmese version, attempted to swallow an alligator whole, in its entirety and still alive. The python measured 3,9 metres and the alligator a mere 6 foot (1,9 metres), an un...
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Funny story: TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

TSA Charges UK Man with Attempt to Smuggle Endangered 'Alligator Bags' Through Newark Airport!

Minimum Wage TSA union workers, smarting from a series of law enforcement charges running from rape, murder, theft, drug smuggling, pedophilia, and sexual fondling and harassment attempted to make it all right by detaining a British man who claims h...
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Funny story: Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Police were called to a house in Blackguard Close, Titchfield today to investigate the killing of a pit bull terrier by an alligator in a neighbour's garden. "We received a complaint from a resident that an alligator in a neighbour's garden had ea...
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Funny story: Homeland Security To Build Moat From San Diego To Brownsville; Deputize Alligators

Homeland Security To Build Moat From San Diego To Brownsville; Deputize Alligators

This Sunday, Janet Napolitano told talk show host, Mike Huckabee, that trying to keep out the hordes of illegals from entering the US by building a fence has failed miserably. Arguing that it is a waste of money to continue this mission because the...
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Funny story: Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

Brazilian Woman Finds Alligator Behind Sofa

A woman in the Northern Brazilian town of Parauapebas was shocked to find 5 foot alligator hiding behind her living room sofa. The housewife was apparently only alerted to the presence of the reptile by her son, who was patting its head shouting "...
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Funny story: See You Later Alligator

See You Later Alligator

A young child in Brazil is today recovering from the tragic loss of his friend Benjy, an alligator who befriended the boy who lived a lonely life near a forest in Brazil. The child, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had found the alligator be...
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Funny story: Alligator Crocked by Cat

Alligator Crocked by Cat

America has again led the world in discovering the true nature of feline psychology. In an amazing experiment, which had personnel at London Zoo gaping in surprise, a contest between a cat and two alligators left the alligators crocked and the cat...
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Funny story: Paging Crocodile Dundee, Three Reptiles Caught in NYC Last Weekend

Paging Crocodile Dundee, Three Reptiles Caught in NYC Last Weekend

Yep, that's right. Three of 'em. One was an alligator; the second, a lizard; the third, an iguana. The alligator was caught after supposedly hiding under a Datsun in Queens. But that wasn't the whole story. To get the scoop for Spoof readers,...
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Funny story: Abandoned alligators roam Northern American states searching for a rodent or two!

Abandoned alligators roam Northern American states searching for a rodent or two!

Abandoned alligators have been increasingly seen roaming the streets of several Northern US cities miles away from their normal environment. The abandoned alligators are now being used by state rodent/stray dog catchers to clean up the cities rod...
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Funny story: Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Family of Man Who Mounts Kentucky Alligators Could Win Big from Increased Web Traffic

Howdy, folks! My name is Cherry Cockburne, and today I'm going to discuss three ways you can use proper keyword selection to achieve Search Engine Optimization, or SEO. As many of you may remember from our last session, SEO is a way to improve the visibility of your web site or web page by increasing the odds that it will appear among search engine results. This gives your site more exposure, o...
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Funny story: Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

BOUTTE, La. - Terron D. Ingram, 38, of St. Charles Parish, Louisiana, remains in custody following his Friday arrest for, (among other charges) allegedly "being cruel to an alligator, by reason of abandonment." Other charges filed against Ingra...
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Funny story: Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Last Saturday's Florida Gator's win over the UM Hurricanes has been reversed by NCAA officials. NCAA president, Jimmy Johnson, told reporters that there were too many bad calls against Miami. Johnson also told reporters tha...
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Funny story: Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Police Train Alligators to Eat Fleeing Car Thieves in Florida

Car thieves in Florida, beware! Using the Pavlov's dog training technique, every time a car alarm goes off gators start eating everyone in sight that is in a hurry.
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Funny story: Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Add Gators to Rio Grande to Stop Illegal Immigration, Say Texas Mayors

Texas Mayors had a conference yesterday in Austin which had two recommendations for stemming the tide of illegal immigration. First, widen The Rio Grande, second, add alligators to it. This will both discourage attempts, and remove unwanted brave sou...
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Funny story: Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Women Gives Birth To Alligator. Ends Up In Coma

Topeka KS: Helen Nickerson was excited about the birth of her new baby. She and her husband Todd Nickerson have tried for years to have a baby with no luck. The help of a fertility clinic allowed their dreams to come true.
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Funny story: Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

Alligator Safety Plan Initiated

After the tragic deaths of seven alligators in Florida this year, the Department of Wildlife Preservation has begun placement of signs at key locations around the state to warn alligators that their feeding areas may be infested with human swimmers.
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