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Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

Funny story: Nut-Free Mile High Airways in anaphylactic shock at flight attendant's brazilian

New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff. Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday boo...

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If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

Funny story: If you Have a Food Allergy, Tell Your Server...Or Not

Whenever I see the universal sign about food allergies in a restaurant, I'm tempted to add the words "Or Not." You see, here's the thing. When you tell the server, you tell everyone else within hearing distance. And that may not be smart. What if a disgruntled neighbor is sitting nearby? A neighbor who feels you crossed her property line many times without permission while you worked on y...

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Mickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals

Funny story: Mickey D's Announces An Amazing New Addition To Its Happy Meals

CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition. Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that...

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Allergy Safe Peanuts now a possibility

Funny story: Allergy Safe Peanuts now a possibility

Finally there will be no more need for the warning on packaging that indicates that the product 'May Contain Nuts' as scientists at Lancaster University have isolated the allergen that causes the allergy [as opposed an allergen that doesn't? - ED].

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Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

Funny story: Children-allergy medicines recalled; panicked adults allergic to children visit ERs & immunization centers in record numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being underta...

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Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

Funny story: Man 'Allergic To London' Dies

A man who was allergic to London has died after coming into contact with the city. Frank Needler discovered this rare condition - Londinitis, known commonly as Capital Fever, at the age of 11 when he went on a school visit to the UK's most popular...

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