New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff.
Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday boo...
Whenever I see the universal sign about food allergies in a restaurant, I'm tempted to add the words "Or Not."
You see, here's the thing. When you tell the server, you tell everyone else within hearing distance. And that may not be smart.
What if a disgruntled neighbor is sitting nearby? A neighbor who feels you crossed her property line many times without permission while you worked on y...
CHICAGO - The world's number one restaurant franchise is always having to keep one step ahead of the competition.
Walter B. Frothfizzle, 53, spokesperson for the McDonald's chain stated that they've noticed in their corporate rear view mirror that...
Finally there will be no more need for the warning on packaging that indicates that the product 'May Contain Nuts' as scientists at Lancaster University have isolated the allergen that causes the allergy [as opposed an allergen that doesn't? - ED].
A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards.
"This recall is not being underta...
A man who was allergic to London has died after coming into contact with the city.
Frank Needler discovered this rare condition - Londinitis, known commonly as Capital Fever, at the age of 11 when he went on a school visit to the UK's most popular...
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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
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Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
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