He may have been kicked out of baseball for a year but New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez has gone back to writing poetry.
What kind of poetry?
"Somewhere between Bob Dylan and Mohammed Ali he laughed."
A-Rod then told some reporters that he h...
Sitting around a closed Cafe Wha? in New York in the early morning hours were Bob Dylan and several old friends that are still around, exchanging stories.
"You see, we had to perform several times a night sometimes those nights at the old coffee houses and cafes and neither Tiny Tim nor myself had had anything to eat since the night before. So we were back in the kitchen looking for something a...
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