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Alastair Darling reveals he is Droopy's lovechild

Funny story: Alastair Darling reveals he is Droopy's lovechild

In an astonishing revelation, former Chancellor Alistair Darling today announced he is the lovechild of cartoon misery pooch, Droopy. Darling, head of the Better Together campaign, made the startling discovery while filming a new series of 'Who Do...

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Darling, SuBo, Eyebrow, KO

Funny story: Darling, SuBo, Eyebrow, KO

It's official, the fight we've all been waiting for is finally gonna happen! Alistair Darling's eyebrows will take on SuBo's in what is being hyped as the biggest fight of the century. The bout was arranged following their war of words which begu...

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Allister Darling Cautioned After He Tries to Rescue Brown Who Climbed Tree, Got Out on Limb and Couldn't Get Down!

Funny story: Allister Darling Cautioned After He Tries to Rescue Brown Who Climbed Tree, Got Out on Limb and Couldn't Get Down!

Chancellor Allister Darling, no pun intended, got himself in hot water after his budget proposal designed to rescue PM Gordon Brown who had climbed a tree in a fit of pique, crawled out on a limb, and refused to return to his office during the natio...

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UK Budget details

Funny story: UK Budget details

The Chancer of the Exchequer, Alice Thedarling, announced his budget today. Being slightly hard of hearing, he made the announcement from Fred's Pet Shop, originally thinking the Prime Minister asked him to announce his new budgie. Opening his tat...

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Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

Funny story: Chancellor of the Exchequer to introduce punitive tax on the use of pleonasms - it's absolutely essential says Alistair Darling

The UK Chancellor of the Exchequer has included a crackdown on overused cliches in the English language in his Budget Statement. A tax will be introduced immediately on all printed literature, emails and Internet sites to eradicate completely the ove...

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Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

Funny story: Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2

It appears that Westminster is still taken aback by the news of tonight's dinner. Tory Central Office has complained that Labour is using dirty tricks and is not playing fair. A Government spokesman when asked stuck his fingers in his ears and sang l...

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Susan Boyle invited to dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Funny story: Susan Boyle invited to dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer

The House of Commons was still abuzz following the heel stomping received from the Prime Minister by the well heeled Hairbrush David Cameron, leader of Her Majesty's official opposition. However, for Hairbrush worse was to follow. The Prime Minis...

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Alistair Darling and Au Pair Shocker

Funny story: Alistair Darling and Au Pair Shocker

Alistair Darlings au pair has been sacked from her job for forgetting to flush the loo at No 11. The 19 yr old, who also worked as a part time Swedish model, (38-23-38)and cannot be named for legal reasons, was caught short, after eating a super hot...

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Gordon Brown "OK I admit it, Alistair and I are in love."

Funny story: Gordon Brown "OK I admit it, Alistair and I are in love."

The Prime Minister today admitted that he and Alistair (his darling) Darling had fallen deeply in love. Mr Brown revealed "On Wednesday morning I was spitting blood.I called the Chancellor into my office to give him the biggest bollocking of his l...

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Hellfire Club distances itself from No 10 'Farces of Hell' jibe

Funny story: Hellfire Club distances itself from No 10 'Farces of Hell' jibe

London - (Carlton Club): Hellfire Club grandees have moved to quash rumors they ordered UK puppet Prime Monster Gorgon Brown to unleash his National Bullying Helpline heavies on Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling. The shadowy satanic org...

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Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Funny story: Darling In Gladiator Analogy Shocker

Chancellor of the Exchequer and semi-professional Steve Martin impersonator, Alistair Darling, today revealed that he had instructed the media to "unleash hell" at his signal when he announced that the UK was descending into a pit of despair not seen...

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Darling says Gordon Brown is Lord Voldemort!

Funny story: Darling says Gordon Brown is Lord Voldemort!

Harry Potter fans were today aghast to discover that since leaving Hogwarts, Harry Potter had taken up an assumed identity and in the guise of Alistair Campbell had infiltrated the Labour Party in a desperate bid to halt the progress of the Evil Lord...

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Alistair Darling Is Multicoloured Freak Shock!

Funny story: Alistair Darling Is Multicoloured Freak Shock!

Shock photographs have emerged of MP Alistair Darling relaxing at home. The photo's, leaked to us by Bert Tweedle, one of Darling's aides, or 'Darling's darling's' as they have become known, appear to show Darling lounging on a sofa, whilst drink...

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Dullthing and even Dullerthing are Klingons

Funny story: Dullthing and even Dullerthing are Klingons

Alastair Dullthing and even Dullerthing Gordon Brown are still klinging on to power despite being the two most incompetent politicians that have ever worked together as Chancellor of the Exchequer and Prime Minister. Dull And Duller sometimes refe...

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Alistair Dullthing

Funny story: Alistair Dullthing

Chancellor Alistair Dullthing has been described as the most dull boring guy who ever became Chancellor of the Exchequer with the exception of Gordon Brown the most boring dull guy who ever walked the face of the earth. Chancellor Dullthing is loo...

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Alastair Darling anounces Tax cut on black eyebrow dye

Funny story: Alastair Darling anounces Tax cut on black eyebrow dye

In a surprising Pre-Budget report Alastair Darling has sensationally made black eye-brow dye both Tax free and Tax deductible. Other surprising Tax breaks amongst the raft of new proposals in the pre budget report are Tax credits for people with S...

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Darling Announces Plans To Tax 'Mingers and Munters'

Funny story: Darling Announces Plans To Tax 'Mingers and Munters'

(Defecated News) Some call it cynical electioneering, other call it genius. Whatever people think of it, one thing is certain - it will be passed as law by very soon. As of next week, people considered by the governenment to be 'fucking munters'...

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Darling recommends a pay freeze for Labour MPs

Funny story: Darling recommends a pay freeze for Labour MPs

Chancellor Alastair Darling has recommended that all 356 Labour MPs should have their pay - plus expenses and perks - freezed for 2010-11, to pay for doctors, dentists, scientists, teachers, and other valuable public employees. This breaks the con...

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