New York City mayor Ed Koch announced Thursday that the city will be hosting a race of space aliens that have landed in New York City's Central Park.
Koch returned from the dead as a zombie when the aliens discarded green toilet water in the grav...
London - His 1995 documentary remains the X-files industry's benchmark statement on extraterrestrial carve-ups on a pathologist's examination table.
This morning fans of Santilli's medical procedures demanded that he be put in charge of Boris Bere...
Amazon Forest, somewhere in Brazil: A huge hanging penis has been discovered by anthropologists studying hidden, indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforests.
The discovery is a sensation because never before has a living penis been discovered with...
Residents of Ventnor were alarmed this week as a cloud approached the island from the English channel.
"Normally," said Tom O'Row, a teenager who has lived in Ventnor all of his eleven years of life, "we either have wall to wall blue sky, or floor...
A woman from Red Mesa, AZ who says she was fired for engaging in personal relations with a footless extraterrestrial filed a lawsuit against her former employer, Socks Socks Socks, Inc.
Margaret Shackleberry's lawsuit accuses Arizona-based socks r...
Little Lindsay Lohan has startled fans by saying that she has had to endure being abducted by aliens on numerous occasions. The troubled star said that it had gone back to the height of her career when she was a shiny new starlet in "Mean Girls".
Scientists studying dung beetles rolling their balls of dung from A to B have discovered they are guided by the Milky Way and passing comets. This amazing discovery has now lead to proof that dung beetles and other insects actually star gaze includin...
Most people think of archaeology as a boring pastime only pursued by beardy wankers with a bone fetish, and they would be mostly correct. But there are a new breed of archaeologists, who are overturning the stereotype, and are pretending that it is fashionable to study old buried things. They are the "hipster archaeologists".
Jon L' is one of them. He studied archaeology at the London School of...
Washington - There is growing disgust at the Pentagon this weekend after the mother of a Brit computer hacker who caused millions of dollars of damage to US military computer systems demanded an official pardon from President Obama 'and a grovelling...
Scientists all over the world are trying to explain the sudden appearance of the Voyager spacecraft, orbiting the moon. NASA and other space agencies are scrambling to find a logical explanation, while UFOlogists have stepped forward to explain ti al...
London - "Looks like ET was planning on flooding the world with hundreds of General Petraeus lookalikes and Mitt Romney clones," the head of the UK Diplomatic Protection Racket Corps said today as the news broke, "we even found their original Paula...
Liverpool - Cretinaceous Era ne'er-do-well nomads first settled in Sefton's Lunt Meadows circa 5,800 BC according to a new report tracing human/alien hybrid habitits - er...habitats! - north of the Watford Gap.
Consultant archaeologist Prof Doug T...
Langley, Va - "Hell hath no fury as a Borg Queen scorned!" is how one intelligence analyst put it as news of David Petraeus' sudden departure broke.
Speaking to reporters this morning Official Shrink to the CIA Professor Einstein Flintstone descri...
London - Fears about aliens' supernatural mind-reading powers may be behind a 'daft' BBC edict banning any search for extraterrestrials on the Stargazing Live show.
Presenter Brian Cox and comedian co-host Dara O'Briain were looking forward to pro...
UFO nuts are seemingly seeing the light of day and slowly realising that aliens do not exist after all.
Association for the Scientific Study of Anomalous Phenomena (Assap), has reported a 96% drop in UFO sightings since 1988. Of those sightings 98...
Arlington, Va - Defense Department lawyers have described today's decision by UK Home Secretary Theresa May as a 'tit-for-tat knee-jerk response' to a 1998 US Justice Department failure to extradite a bent UK judge 'who was too depressed to face tria...
"They're not saying anything but they're out there, all right" Q.V. Welp, MP, noted backbencher and stuffed shirt said Thursday week last, just before the eclipse which was rescheduled at the last moment allowing wireless spacecraft TG862G42 to tran...
Houston, TX-- An exciting new scientific experiment is about to begin on Mars. The Curiosity Rover will be planting a garden of 144 marijuana seeds on the Red Planet later today. Space scientists are hoping to prove that marijuana plants can grow o...