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Funny story: It's Official - Aliens Exist!

It's Official - Aliens Exist!

Officials have today confirmed the existence of an alien race. Lionel Bun, an overweight 67 year old single man from Suffolk, said that he had made contact with the Aliens of Semus 12 (a planet just outside our solar system)and even spoken with t...
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Funny story: Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

Online sperm bank sponsors egg and spoon race

New York - The creation of a whole new species of alien clones is being sponsored by the Online Sperm Bank. Wannabe surrogates are being recruited to help gestate thousands of new beings who will be known as the new egg and spoon race. All part...
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Funny story: New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

New Robot Dog To Fight New League Of Crime

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.
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Funny story: Aliens in World Cup Probe

Aliens in World Cup Probe

Aliens from the distant planet of Tharg have officially protested to FIFA that they were not invited to the 2014 football World Cup currently taking place in Brazil. A spokesman for the green-skinned race of decapods said, "We were very sad not to...
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Funny story: Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

Dutch illuminate their streets with glow-in-the dark paint!

The innovative Dutch have gone ahead with a plan to illuminate their streets with paint and do away with lamps. The paint glows in the dark and shines in a green neon colour that they hope will attract aliens in their UFO's to land there. The inve...
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Funny story: Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

Is There Sex In The Afterlife?

A star in our Milky Way galaxy called beta CVN in the constellation Canes Vebatucui has a companion planet, Sophia 69, that harbors extraordinarily intelligent extra-terrestrial life. Its civilization is so advanced that is beyond human imagination.
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Funny story: 'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

'Alien Autopsy' movie maker the secret mastermind behind lab-grown ET vaginas?

Roswell, Nevada - A film producer famous for his 'Alien Autopsy' documentary has been outed as the maverick genius behind a bio-engineering project to replace old, worn out and obsolete vaginas among female extraterrestrials. Ray Santilli, whose...
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Funny story: Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

Malaysian plane last seen heading towards Mars!

NASA have confirmed that one of their satellites spotted the lost Malaysian plane being towed by a UFO and it was heading in the direction of Mars! A white light spotted on the Martian service is guiding the UFO and the captured plane towards a ru...
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Funny story: Alien Neighbours Pop Around to Borrow a Cup of Sugar

Alien Neighbours Pop Around to Borrow a Cup of Sugar

An Alien from Alpha Centauri, our nearest Alien Colony popped in to Buckingham Palace this morning to borrow a cup of sugar. The Alien then sped off in his flying saucer as the Queen waved and blew a kiss. The Alien neighbours are apparently not nois...
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Funny story: Missing airliner spotted on top of a Chilean mountain!

Missing airliner spotted on top of a Chilean mountain!

A Chilean lama farmer taking his herd out to graze on the top of a Chilean mountain has spotted a missing aeroplane, but he could not tell if it was that one supposedly kidnapped by aliens because he could not read the name on the side. After inf...
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Funny story: Malaysia Airline Flight 370 - Are Aliens Involved? Time Travel? 9/11?

Malaysia Airline Flight 370 - Are Aliens Involved? Time Travel? 9/11?

Investigators, still stumped by the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 have turned to conspiracy theorists in the hope of solving the ever increasing mystery surrounding the events of the vanishing aircraft. One theory, proposed by Alan...
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Funny story: Leader of Russia's Upper House sports weird alien image popping out of dress

Leader of Russia's Upper House sports weird alien image popping out of dress

Moscow, Russia - Televised coverage of an outbreak of Russian realpolitik today saw a bizarre 'alien face' pop out of the folds of a blue silk dress worn by Valentina Matviyenko, Leader of Russia's Upper House, the Lublianka. Terrified Ukrainian...
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Funny story: Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Mystery philanthropisst bankrolls NASA alien artefucts museum

Rachel, Nevada - An unknown backer, named on the Martian Monoliths website as online gambling billionaire Russ DeLeon, has pledged $50 million to build a home for a treasure trove of NASA's extraterrestrial gems currently languishing at Fort Belvoir,...
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Funny story: President Obama Finally Admits He's a Reptilian

President Obama Finally Admits He's a Reptilian

The president of the United States has a tough job. Not only do they have to run the US executive branch, but often the president has to make hard decisions on the world stage as well. With the trouble in Ukraine, and Russia posturing itself as po...
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Funny story: Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

Oldest piece of Earth to make fine brooch

WAY DOWN UNDER -- It has humble origins. Found inside the intestines of a slaughtered sheep, in Western Australia, of all places, an ancient crystal known, among rock hounds, as a zircon, is the oldest piece of Earth on record. According to scient...
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Funny story: Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

Panic as Hubble Telescope Spots Incoming Borg

The United Nations Security Council was called into emergency session today when it was revealed that the Hubble telescope had spotted the Borg heading towards the solar system within two weeks of earth's orbit. After the session UN Secretary Gene...
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Funny story: Obama hosts Area 51, Roswell summit for Jordan's King Abdullah II on Valentine's Day

Obama hosts Area 51, Roswell summit for Jordan's King Abdullah II on Valentine's Day

Washington AC/DC - Officially, Obama is hosting bilateral President's Day talks with the Jordanian King at Sunnylands, Rancho Mirage in California this weekend at a sprawling 200-acre estate built by publisher-philanthropisst-diplomat Walter H Annenb...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck: "I was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes"

Glenn Beck, conservative commentator and Tea Party golden boy, admitted that he was abducted by illegal aliens from outer space for 17 minutes while he was employed at FOX News. "My Gosh, it felt like 17 hours. It was terrible," Beck said. Acco...
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