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Alicia Keys has a baby.... country

Funny story: Alicia Keys has a baby.... country

Congratulations have come flooding in for singer Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz following the birth of their first child. When asked about the sex of the child, they brought out a globe and proudly pointed out Egypt - they had conceived and s...

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The Stork Wears Assless Chaps: Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys Have Babies.

Funny story: The Stork Wears Assless Chaps: Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys Have Babies.

The stork has arrived at the homes of two celebrities today, and it was wearing assless chaps, as babies are delivered to Neil Patrick Harris and Alicia Keys. Is Alicia Keys Gay? Of course not. In fact, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, Portia De Rossi,...

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Pregnant Alicia Keys Falls Onstage. "I didn't think a girl could get me pregnant, allegedly."

Funny story: Pregnant Alicia Keys Falls Onstage. "I didn't think a girl could get me pregnant, allegedly."

A very pregnant Alicia Keys, who continues to tour even though she looks like Rush Limbaugh with a hair weave, fell on her fat ass while performing at the I Had A Hit Once Music Festival on Saturday night. Keys was in the middle of 'Love Is Blind...

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Alicia Keys Pisses Everybody Off By Performing Live On The X-Factor

Funny story: Alicia Keys Pisses Everybody Off By Performing Live On The X-Factor

The big X-Factor story tonight is that a little old New York City gal, Alicia Keys, did what no other headlining act has managed so far - she actually sang live on the X-Factor. Plucky Alicia showed every other celeb mime artist up by actually sin...

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Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Funny story: Alicia Keys - "Gangsta Rap A Conspiracy"

Grammy Award winning singer, Alicia Keys, has stated that she believes Gangsta Rap was a government controlled conspiracy; a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. Furthermore, she states, the dispute betw...

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Alicia Keys and Norah Jones to Get Together on New Album

Two talented piano-playing songbirds are talking about recording an album together.

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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