KIEV-Reports indicate that Arseniy Yatsenyuk, the acting prime minister of the beleagured nation of Ukraine, and acting president Oleksandr Turchynov, have appealed to an unlikely source for help in their attempt to keep Russian military forces a...
Come into the garden, Francis Maude
For my Jerry (Mc)Cann of unleaded is blown
Come into the garden, Maude,
I'm left here smouldering all alone
(That damn Woodbine sticking out of my mouth
Seeds of unintended arson hath sown...)
I lit up in a cloud of dawntide mists
With the planet of Love on high
Now I realise I musta been pisst
When a bolt of lightning struck from the sky
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