HOLLYWOOD - Alexander Skarsgard as the ultimate epic battle hero? You better believe it! After auditioning countless movie heartthrobs over the past few weeks, casting director and honorable British Lord, Alf Starling, has finally made a decision o...
A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher.
Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
Police have revealed that the body of a first World-War soldier was discovered in a Dorking flat last Tuesday.
It appears that the corpse had remained un-noticed underneath a bed within the flat for up to two years before being discovered.
As Britain reels under the pulverising blows of the double-treble salsa cheesy dip recession, Chancellor 'Gorgeously Ugly' George Osborne warned legions of plucky Brits to enjoy their turkey this Christmas, because next year - if economic indicators...
Although it does seem highly improbable, and possibly completely unreadable, it appears that real life is often stranger than fiction.
Especially on this website.
104 year old Alf Starling, of Worthing, a viagra 20 a day man, was allegedly see...
In a revolutionary initiative driven by breweries, the government, and a delegation from the FTSE's Top 100, beer prices will be reduced to a pound a pint in time for Christmas, with cigarette prices plunging to fifty pence a packet, and the lifting...
The showbiz universe was rocked to its very foundations this evening as revelations surfaced that Worthing based lothario and viagra addict, Alf Starling (Aged 104 today - Happy Birthday Alf!) had retired for an early night, after consuming what appe...
Although breakdowns in relationships ought never to be taken lightly, there is some degree of jollity to be weaned from the experience of US TV star, Ashton Kutcher, who, according to sources 'will never learn.'
Having wooed and won the target of...
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