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Funny story: Kelsey Grammer Attends La Cage Premier In Vintage Black Givenchy Couture Evening Gown.

Kelsey Grammer Attends La Cage Premier In Vintage Black Givenchy Couture Evening Gown.

Sideshow Bob's c-nt of a future ex wife, Camille, went on the Howard Stern show today and let the fashion cat out of the bag: Kelsey will appear at the opening of La Cage Aux Folles wearing a comely Black Givenchy Couture evening gown. Once Upon A Ti...
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Funny story: Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

London - (RIP Mess): Swathed in a navy blue dyed Alsatian fur wrap supermodel Kate Moss was the first to arrive at Alexander McQueen's funeral in Knightsbridge today. The 40 year-old dress designer was found hanging in his wardrobe two weeks ago n...
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Funny story: Alexander McQueen Death - Narnia Investigation gathers Pace!

Alexander McQueen Death - Narnia Investigation gathers Pace!

New Scotland Yard Commissioner Brian Panzer today revealed details of a secretive investigation carried out to get to the truth behind the death of fashion guru Alexander Mc Queen. Following on from a tip off left in Mc Queens jacket pocket, Detec...
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Funny story: Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Alexander McQueen Loaned Cheryl Cole's Hair Extensions On Day of Death

Top fashion designer Alexander McQueen loaned cute little dimple-cheeked moron Cheryl Cole's hair extensions the day before his suicide by hanging, it was revealed today. Cheryl, famous for being thin, is the new face of L'Oreal hair colouring, wh...
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Funny story: Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

Fashion Designer Alexander McQueen Hangs Himself on Eve of Mother's Funeral

British Fashion designer Alexander McQueen committed suicide by hanging himself on the eve of his mother's funeral. The designer left a note (contents yet to be revealed) stating his intentions. Inquiring minds all over the world, however, are ru...
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Funny story: Ikoa Claims Its Wardrobes Are Safe To Use

Ikoa Claims Its Wardrobes Are Safe To Use

Following a dramatic increase in wardrobe deaths, flat-pack furniture giant Ikoa today insisted to a Health and Safety Commission Court Martial that its wardrobes were safe to use, and were unlikely to cause the death of any user hanging up a shirt,...
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Funny story: Alexander McQueen always was a dead ringer for Location! Location!'s Phil Spencer

Alexander McQueen always was a dead ringer for Location! Location!'s Phil Spencer

London - (RIP Mess): "The two could have been identical twins, spawned by some anonymous gangland capo and separated at birth to conceal their true ID," conspiracy theory sources said today. But McQueen family members were staying resolutely schtu...
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