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Funny story: Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Bavarian Illuminati blamed as E.Coli mutant traced to Plutonium-210 lab

Munich - The secret society's Germ(an) warfare wing has been caught cooking up a lethal new recipe to deal with Euroseptics (sick). Traces of the homegrown genetically modified Eco Lie bacteria have been sourced to a new batch of Plutonium-210, co...
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Funny story: Deripaska fiasco: Tories planned yet another Plutonium 210 hit

Deripaska fiasco: Tories planned yet another Plutonium 210 hit

London - (Radioactive Mess): The Alexander Litvinenko radioactive poisoning enquiry took a sinister new twist today with the news that army scientists from the UK's National Poisons Unit at Porton Down may have been tailing traces of lethal Plutonium...
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Funny story: Radioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook

Radioactive cookery masterclass poisoning of UK top spook

London - (God's Wanker Mess): A toxic whoremonger is the prime suspect behind an Alexander Litvinenko-syle radioactive cookery masterclass after the UK top spook Alex Allan was rushed to hospital.
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Funny story: More Russians To Die In London Soon

More Russians To Die In London Soon

A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.
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Funny story: Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Plutonium 210 row: Russians detain Neil Kinnock's son

Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.
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Funny story: FBI agents arrive in London ahead of Litvinenko plutonium 210 death anniversary

FBI agents arrive in London ahead of Litvinenko plutonium 210 death anniversary

New Scotland Yard - (Radioactive Mess): FBI agents hunting one of the world's most wanted men have arrived in London to liaise with Scotland Yard after traces of the deadly plutonium 210 toxin were traced to the White House.
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Funny story: Litvinenko cops eye US ambassador amid Pentagon cold war revelations

Litvinenko cops eye US ambassador amid Pentagon cold war revelations

Washington DC - (Fallout Mess): UK police probing the Plutonium 210 poisoning of ex-KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko have dropped a bombshell about a top US diplomatic suspect linked to the Pentagon's cold war espionage secrets.
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Funny story: TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof! writer feels 'unwell' after President Putin story

TheSpoof.com columnist Noshing Mink said that he felt "unwell" only days after writing a controversial story involving President Putin.
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Funny story: Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

Russian Crisis Deepens - War Looms

The British-Russian crisis moved a step closer to war yesterday after the Kremlin expelled four British diplomats in a tit-for-tat response to Monday's expulsion of the same number of Russians fr...
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Funny story: Four Russian spooks booted out of London

Four Russian spooks booted out of London

Whitehall, London SW1 - (Ass Mess): Four of Russia's top intelligence (sic) officers reporting directly to Saudi ex-ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar have been given the boot by the Foreign Office and told to pack their kit by Wednesday.
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Funny story: London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

London barman saw Litvinenko assassin snort coke with Lord Levy

London - (Rioters): A barman at the Whorely Arms Hotel in North London - where celeb patrons include Kate Moss, Prince William and Shaggy Dave the Royal Crack dealer - has said he saw Alexander Litvinenko's assassin "put some strange glowing...
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Funny story: Murdered Russian spy was CIA double agent recruited by Aldrich Ames

Murdered Russian spy was CIA double agent recruited by Aldrich Ames

Langley, Virginia - (Ass Mess): Jailed US traitor Aldrich Ames recruited the poisoned ex-KGB turncoat spy Alexander Litvinenko who cooked his own goose by snorting over a gram of Plutonium-enriched cocaine last November and died horribly of radiation...
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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

Corrupt Bastards Club hired Lugovoi to poison Litvinenko

London - (Ass Mess): The US oil industry's Corrupt Bastards Club hired ex-KGB thug Andrei Lugovoi to poison London-based former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko according to the Crown Prosecution Service which is seeking to extradite the Russian...
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Funny story: The Russians are coming!

The Russians are coming!

Following the shooting of Mr Paul Joyal, a critic of Vladimir Putin, and the death of ex KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko, there has been wide spread panic that no one is safe from the long arm of the Russian hit men.
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Funny story: Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Sympathy for the Devil #2: Russian Intelligence Expert Shot in Washington

Washington - (DissassoCIAted Press): A Russian intelligence expert who blamed George W Bush for the Plutonium 210 poisoning of former KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko in London last year has been critically injured after a mysterious drive-by shooti...
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Funny story: Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Alexander Litvinenko and Paul Mccartney are Same Person?

Are Paul McCartney (rock star) and Alexander Litvinenko (Russian spy) in fact the same person?...
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Funny story: Litvinenko Death Was A Case Of Mistaken Identity

Litvinenko Death Was A Case Of Mistaken Identity

It has emerged that the death of ex-Russian agent Alexander Litvinenko may have been a case of mistaken identity. The startling revelation appeared in Italian magazine, La Crappa, and is thought to be supported by unidentified sources inside Russia.
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Funny story: Thames Valley Brodcaster Webbed Up In Litvinenko Case

Thames Valley Brodcaster Webbed Up In Litvinenko Case

Berkshire commercial radio station 210 FM is desperate to disassociate itself from the Polonium 210 Litvinenko affair.
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