Washington, DC - - With the Department of Homeland Security increasingly being used as a political football, Congress has come up with a backup plan. It's a domestic defensive strategy that relies on the American public to protect itself agai...
HOLLY WOOD, CA--- Alex Trebek, host of the popular syndicated quiz show Jeopardy, testified in the murder trial of his former agent this afternoon. In a twist that seemingly nobody in the stunned courtroom saw coming, Trebek answered all questions i...
CULVER CITY, California - Lindsay Lohan is most definitely one very lucky young lady. She has recently been involved in two automobile accidents where she ran into the back of an 18-wheeler loaded with Russian Roulette Vodka and then into the back of...
Culver City, California - The three leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination faced off in a special "primary knowledge" edition of the popular quiz show Jeopardy! recently to "show America what we know."
Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry agreed to participate, they stated in a joint statement, because "the media is making us look like a bunch of dummies. Alex Tre...
Yep, that's right. A supercomputer may soon be a contestant on the long-running TV show.
Host of "Jeopardy," Alex Trebek, is furious, saying, "I have a degree in philosophy, two Emmy Awards, and a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And they...
Making French-Canadian headlines followed by spill over to the world press, Alex Trebek, Long standing host of the popular Jeopardy game show, was banned from a five star restaurant in Montreal this week.
Patrons at the same restaurant claim that...
After a contestant guessed "What is Toronto?" as the name of the Indian who was always with the Lone Ranger, host Alex Trebeck finally lost it during filming on Tuesday, members of the crowd stated as they ran from the studios.
"It was scary!" st...
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