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Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

Funny story: Top 10 Ways to Coax Alex Rodriguez off the Yankees

The Bronx - - The New York Yankees appear to have had enough of Alex Rodriguez. They don't like the way he "talks the talk." They don't care for the way he "walks the walk." But what really upsets them is how his contract will "yank the bank" if...

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Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...

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A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...

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Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

Funny story: Alex Rodriguez Writing Poetry During Year Off

He may have been kicked out of baseball for a year but New York Yankees Alex Rodriguez has gone back to writing poetry. What kind of poetry? "Somewhere between Bob Dylan and Mohammed Ali he laughed." A-Rod then told some reporters that he h...

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Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Funny story: Derek Jeter To Coach Yankees in 2015?

Tampa, Florida - Florida being the only state without snow for a couple of times now has allowed the New York Yankees to begin working out. Of course the big story here is that Derek Jeter is retiring at the end of this season. After announcing hi...

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A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

Funny story: A-Rod's Lost Season: His Top 10 To-Do List

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list: 1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me." 2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan. 3. Purch...

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Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.

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The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

Funny story: The New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod

NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...

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A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

Funny story: A-Rod Is Invited To Join José Canseco, Sammy Sosa, and Barry Bonds For Friday Night Cards

MIAMI - Former Major League Baseball player José Canseco has reportedly called up suspended New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez. Canseco who was found to have used steroids during his playing days decided to call up A-Rod and invite him to join...

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Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Funny story: Tiger Skipper Protests: A-Rod's Surgically Repaired Hip "Corked"

Following Friday's 9-4 loss to the New York Yankees, Detroit Manager Jim Leyland filed an official protest with Major League Baseball. The charge: Yank's 3rd baseman Alex Rodriguez is playing with a corked femur. "He hit a standup triple off of Sc...

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A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

Funny story: A-Rod's Agent, PR Firm Suggest Pretending He's Gay-Rod As Next Career Move

Worried about their client's future marketability, Alex Rodridguez's agent and public relations firm are telling the baseball star to pretend he's gay and come out to the sports world. Future endorsement deals with gay cruise lines, Antique World Ma...

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A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

Funny story: A-Rod Remarks That His 221 Game Suspension Is Overkill

NEW YORK CITY - The decision has finally come down and a total of 13 Major League Baseball players have been suspended for using PED's (Performance Enhancing Drugs). New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez, 38, received the stiffest penalty.

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The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

Funny story: The New York Yankees Tell Their Fans That Anyone With An A-Rod #13 Shirt Can Return It For A Full Refund

NEW YORK CITY - The New York Yankees taking a page from the New England Patriots who told their fans that they could return Aaron Hernandez' #81 football jersey for a full refund are now doing the same with Alex Rodriguez's #13 baseball shirt. Har...

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A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Funny story: A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Trenton, New Jersey -- Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prospe...

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A-Rod in talks to take Performance Unenhancing Drugs (PUDs)

NEW YORK - Alex Rodriguez is negotiating a deal with Major League Baseball that would allow him to reverse a lifetime ban for his role in taking performance-enhancing drugs by switching to Performance Unenhancing drugs (PUDs). PUDs are delivered r...

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Lifetime bans in professional sports

Funny story: Lifetime bans in professional sports

Major League Baseball is reportedly considering hitting Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez with a lifetime ban for steroid use. Let's look at some other famous examples of lifetime bans in sports. 434 B.C.: Hypatius of Rhodes is banned from competing in the Olympics after failing to disclose to officials that he is descended from Zeus. 1874: After he is discovered cheating, Pete McGraw is...

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Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

Funny story: Weiner's 'Carlos Danger' Ready to Rescue America

New York City -- Carlos Danger, an anti-hero created by mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, is poised to get the nation moving again. His mission is to serve as America's super scapegoat, accepting the blame for all that is wrong with the USA. "One...

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Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

Funny story: Yankees' Alex Rodriguez Facing A Lifetime Baseball Ban May Go Into Politics

NEW YORK CITY - New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez has been informed by his lawyer Dardanelle Cyrus Blewpillski that it looks like his professional baseball playing days could be over or gone with the wind as they say south of the Mason-Dixon line.

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