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Funny story:  A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

A-Rod May Soon Become A Houston Astro

NEW YORK CITY - Alex Rodriguez, who is the highest paid athlete in professional sports, at $30 million per year has expressed a desire to leave the New York Yankees. A-Rod, who had a horrible post season managing to bat a lowly .133 recently talke...
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Funny story:  Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

Yankees Blame Their Fans' Booing For Loss To Detroit

NEW YORK CITY - Former New York Yankee great Yogi Berra once said, "'ey if ya can't stand da kitchen get outta da friggin heat." Years later, while appearing on The View, the good looking Yogi (tsk-tsk) corrected himself and remarked that what he...
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Funny story:  The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

The Yankees Organization To Tell Slumping A-Rod To Dump His Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the New York Yankees organization is that the powers that be are not at all happy with Alex Rodriguez. A spokesperson for the team, Menachem Goldenwitz, told Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the super star is not pla...
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Funny story:  Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

HONOLULU - Cameron Diaz was sunning herself on Honolulu Beach oblivious to the crowd that had formed around her. As she looked up she suddenly noticed that she had at least a dozen admirers. Cameron who has never been shy suddenly stood up and beg...
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Funny story:  Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

STUPIDVILLE - It was an unfortunate bet on a fortunate player. New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter found himself in a bad bet likened to O.J. Simpson trouble. Jeter embarrassed by the bet was hoping that he would be forgiven, yet to no avail,...
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Funny story:  Cameron Diaz Sez Alex Rodriguez Doesn't Understand Off-Field Fly Rule

Cameron Diaz Sez Alex Rodriguez Doesn't Understand Off-Field Fly Rule

The New York Daily News reports that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz have broken up, allegedly because he still doesn't understand the fundamental application of the not-so-complicated Off-Field Fly Rule. This rule admonishes ball players to keep the...
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Funny story:  East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

East Coast Big 4 Concert in Jeopardy Thanks to A-Rod

Hundreds of thousands of heavy metal fans across the country have been going crazy with anticipation for a concert by "The Big 4" of heavy metal at Yankees Stadium in Bronx NYC. The Big 4 are speed metal pioneers Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and...
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Funny story:  Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...
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Funny story:  NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

NY Yankees to Trade Alex Rodriquez to L.A. Angels for Seven-Foot Pitcher!

That rumor you have been hearing apparently could be true that the New York Yankees will be trading star slugger Alex Rodriquiz to the Los Angeles Angels for 7-foot pitcher Loek van Mil who has the hot stove league abuzz early this year. "Van Mil...
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Funny story:  The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - Over two billion world wide viewers saw the seductively sexy Cameron Diaz hand-feeding some popcorn to her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez during this years Super Bowl XLV. Wentworth Goldenbaum, an advertising executive with Act IV Popcorn, stated that he was home watching the game in which the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 and suddenly Cameron was shown on t...
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Funny story:  Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Cameron Diaz spent the Thanksgiving holiday down in sunny old Mexico with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod. Diaz who at 38, is three years older than the Yankee pinstripper, told local reporters that she has...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

Elin Nordegren Seeing Alex Rodriguiz, Wants To Have More Children As Tiger Roars

It seems that it was OK for a married Tiger Woods to have lovers all over the country but Elin Nordegren doesn't deserve the right to get married again and begin to have more kids. "That's exactly what she's going to do", stated Elin's sister. "Sh...
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Funny story:  Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Alex Rodriguez: I Don't Think I Can Handle Miley Cyrus!

Apparently New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has had an invitation to drop by and visit Miley Cyrus in her new three million dollar playhouse within a short distance from her parents home in Los Angeles. Rodriguez, who has been married and ha...
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Funny story:  Lady Gaga Loses $1M Lawsuit Against Yankees

Lady Gaga Loses $1M Lawsuit Against Yankees

Whether a woman or a man, one thing for sure is that Lady Gaga has just said goodbye to her $1,000,000 lawsuit against the New York Yankees. Over a year ago, a line drive off the bat of a Yankee slugger went straight into the stands scattering pla...
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Funny story:  A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

A-Rod Sucks, Jeter Swallows

In lower Manhattan, on their day off from the manly, sweaty, testosterone filled game of baseball, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez were spotted by fans at a high class café. "I could see them through the large glass pane," said self-proclaim...
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Funny story:  Alex Rodriguez Dating Lady Gaga!

Alex Rodriguez Dating Lady Gaga!

Everyone was surprised the other night when Lady Gaga showed up at the New York Yankees shower room, except Alex Rodriguez. Why? Because, according to the Lady herself, she had been invited there to see Alex Rodriguez, the Yankee slugger. "A...
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Funny story:  Yanks Livid After Learning A-Rod's Groin Injury Linked to Off Field Antics!

Yanks Livid After Learning A-Rod's Groin Injury Linked to Off Field Antics!

The Yanks lost more than a game last night when Alex Rodriquez was forced to take himself out of the contest with a groin injury that the trainer said was caused when the slugger 'slid into home' in a late night visit to a strange stadium. A-Rod,...
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Funny story:  Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

Texas Rangers Bankrupt! A-Rod Still Owed $25m Says "food stamps now an option!"

The Texas Rangers have declared bankruptcy, claiming millions of dollars are still outstanding to NY Yankee Alex Rodriquez from an ill fated 2001 deal, other millions wasted on non performing players long gone, and the policy of encouraging a fan...
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