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Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Funny story: Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Everybody's favourite media whore, Katie Price (AKA Jordan) is set to get hitched for a third time. The latest sap who has fallen for her apparent charms is Argentinian model Leandro Penna. Jordan, 32FF, who has three children by eight differen...

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Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Funny story: Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...

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Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Funny story: Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Following a catastrophic £11,000 visit to a Hollywood hairdresser, which seemingly led to her hair breaking off all over the shop, sources close to the reality TV star Katie Price, say that they are genuinely concerned that her entire head may fall o...

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Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

Funny story: Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...

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Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Funny story: Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Attention seeking Alex Reid was red faced at the Brits after being caught out by a public fart lighting display. The muscly he-man was renowned for his flatulence in the bedroom which is one of the reasons for his break-up with Jordan. She s...

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Alex Reid Denied Access To Celebrity Party After Baftas

Funny story: Alex Reid Denied Access To Celebrity Party After Baftas

Alex Reid was turned away from a party which was being held for celebrities after the Baftas. Bouncers refused to admit him into the party despite his protestations. He was unable to produce a "golden ticket" and so was not allowed entry into the...

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Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Funny story: Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Katie Price has finally managed to extricate Alex Reid from her house after their marriage fell apart in rather predictable style less than a year after it was formalised. The divorce papers finally came through, and in order to salvage some pride...

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Alex Reid is Turning Into Odd Bod

Funny story: Alex Reid is Turning Into Odd Bod

Frankenstein monster lookalike Alex Reid is starting to morph into an ugly green monster. The muscular dummy is starting to lose all touch with reality and instead is still in lust with Jordan. Poor duped Alex is transforming into the Incredibl...

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David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

Funny story: David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

Today, a shocking confession hit Britain, PM David Cameron has been having a secret affair with reality TV star, Katie Price. Apparently the affair has been going on since early February last year after meeting at a charity function. Katie only marri...

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Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Funny story: Katie Price and Alex Reid Blamed for The Fall of Egypt

Katie Price and Alex Reid have tonight been blamed for the fall of Egypt. This news was released earlier on today, as the riots in Cairo began to eat away at the infrastructure of the once great civilisation. The accusation was made by Abdul Kh...

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Katie Price Claims Alex Reid is Dangerous

Funny story: Katie Price Claims Alex Reid is Dangerous

Katie Price has been telling friends that her short-term marriage to Alex Reid is over but that the cage fighter won't give up. "I think that on the one hand she doesn't want him back in her life anymore but she also feels sorry for him and maybe,...

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Alex Reid Turned into an Alien Says Katie Price

Funny story: Alex Reid Turned into an Alien Says Katie Price

Jordan's friends have tonight revealed that she dumped Alex Reid because he became an Alien. They say that at the end of their short marriage he wasn't the man she fell in love with. Jordan is said to blame the sudden change on the newly discov...

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Katie Price - Alex was a mistake

Funny story: Katie Price - Alex was a mistake

Kate Price today admitted marrying Alex Reid was a huge mistake. She said: 'I am not usually one for mistakes but Alex was not right for me. All he wanted was his picture in the paper, to be on TV and sex up the wrong un.' Reid on the other han...

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Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Funny story: Katie Price Tired Of Alex Reid Stealing Her Limelight

Vacuous marriage hound, Katie Price, has sensationally accused her current husband Alex Reid of trying to edge in on her fame. As the 'Reidinator', or 'dipshit' as most people know him as, clung tightly to her coattails, Price accused Reid of vari...

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Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

Funny story: Katie Price Tells Alex Reid That She's A Young Brigitte Bardot And She Doesn't Need Him

LONDON - The London Morning Mincer Review is reporting that the Katie Price - Alex Reid marriage is on the rocks and headed for the big "D" (divorce). After the couple separated last week Alex moved in with his Mom. The 35-year-old cage fighter...

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'I want half' says Alex Reid

Funny story: 'I want half' says Alex Reid

Alex Reid has sensationally spoken up in the light of the impending split from Ms Price by telling her 'I want half of everything.' Although they have only been married 11 months Reid believes he is entitled to half the house, half the possessions...

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Alex Reid Moves In With His Mom - Katie Price Purchases An Inflatable Blow-Up Male Doll

Funny story: Alex Reid Moves In With His Mom - Katie Price Purchases An Inflatable Blow-Up Male Doll

LONDON - Things in the once upon a time wondrous world of Alex Reid and his wife of less than a year Katie Price seem to be going from strange to stranger as the cage fighter has announced that he is thinking of moving in permanently with his mother.

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Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

Funny story: Shock: Katie Price "Becoming An Orange" Say Docs

In shock news today, doctors at the Institute For Fruit Related Human Crossover Sciences revealed that Katie Price has been diagnosed with Orangitus. The rare disease is thought to be triggered by an overuse of certain tanning agents. The main ing...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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