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Infowars' Alex Jones Takes Weekend Course in Law, Gets Trump Nomination as U.S. Judge

Funny story: Infowars' Alex Jones Takes Weekend Course in Law, Gets Trump Nomination as U.S. Judge

Austin, Texas - Alex Jones, controversial conspiracy theorist, alt-right radio host and internet personality, has been nominated by the Trump administration to a federal judgeship for the U.S. Fourth District Court of Appeals. "I am a longtime fol...

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Alex Jones given top cabinet position as Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda

Funny story: Alex Jones given top cabinet position as Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda

Earlier today, president-elect Trump announced a top cabinet position for honest reporter and all around awesome guy Alex Jones. You may or may not know, Jones is host to America's number one conspiracy/news/scream rant shows on some radios. He b...

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Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Funny story: Alex Jones: Michelle Obama Time Traveled To Copy Melania Trump's Speech

Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...

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The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Funny story: The One Show's Alex Jones to become a Cornish citizen

Since it was announced that Cornish people, and Cornwall itself will be granted minority status under European rules, flocks of British celebrities have announced that they'll be taking the opportunity to 'emigrate' to Cornwall. Richard and Judy, who...

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US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Funny story: US Radio Host Alex Jones Tricks His Way Through Security At Bilderbog Bash!

Unprecedented security measures at this week's Bilderbog bash near Watford have failed to stop US radio host Alex Jones from finding a way in. Mr Jones, though eventually caught and promptly thrown out managed to spend nearly hours inside the grou...

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Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Funny story: Alex Jones Claims Eating KFC will make men develop breasts

Alex Jones has gone on the "Conspiracy Do-Dah Channel" and ranted that the government is trying to make men impotent by spiking everyday foods with aspartame. He appeared live on air and ranted that if he puts Tomato Ketchup on his beef burger it...

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A (very) brief interview with an American Patriot

Funny story: A (very) brief interview with an American Patriot

Chantilly, VA - Activist Alex Jones is a busy guy, even when he's not busy roasting Bilderburgers. Sometimes he gets to have breakfast, too. I recently caught up to him in a place even Guy Fieri wouldn't care to classify. (paCHU) "Good morning, so you're the guy from Spoof News, right? How are you? Have some coffee before it gets to the bottom." (paCHU) … (SQEAL)… (paCHU) "You'll stic...

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Alex Jones Sends Out A Booty Call!

AUSTIN-In an obvious parody of the "Howard Stern Show", controversial radio talk show host and documentary filmmaker Alex Jones donned a long black wig and sunglasses on his Friday afternoon television simulcast. Why? "I'm sending out a booty call" Jones announced "to all you bodacious info-babes, patriotic playmates and liberty lovin' ladies who would like to audition for my new 2010 (better...

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Alex Jones video released by al Qaeda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Osama bin Laden's terrorist organization al Qaeda has released a new video. This time, the video features the prominent radio talk show host Alex Jones. Although the CIA has no idea about the video's origin, it appears to have bee...

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Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

Funny story: Alex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment

WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...

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Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

Funny story: Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...

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Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

Funny story: Alex Jones Warns the Public "To Serve Man...It's a COOKBOOK!"

AUSTIN, TX - An Austin court has ordered nationally syndicated talk show host Alex Jones to stay at least 100 yards from the "Book Resort" at the Highland Mall in Austin, Texas. The action follows his arrest Thursday on ch...

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Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

Funny story: Alex Jones Ventures Into Children's Toy Market

AUSTIN, TX - National talk show host and documentary film-maker Alex Jones will soon add "Toy Maker" to his resume following the announcement he made on his daily radio show yesterday. During the broadcast, the conspiracy...

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Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

Funny story: Alex Jones Makes One Last Stand!

DENVER -Almost four years since the search for the elusive Alex Jones began comes word from Homeland Security Officials that the former radio talk show host turned cult leader has taken his own life following a tense stand-off with f...

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Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

Funny story: Alex Jones Interviews Texas Governor Perry

AUSTIN-Radio talk show host Alex Jones has sparked quite a bit of controversy lately with high profile interviews like the one last week with country legend Willie Nelson who made headlines after revealing his doubts concerning the official story of the 9-11 tragedy.

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Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

Funny story: Alex Jones Must be Stopped!

A NOTE TO MY FAITHFUL READERS: Although the following was apparently authored by my future self, it was obtained through a colleauge using an unconventional method of clairvoyant forecasting known as "automatic writing"...

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Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Funny story: Alex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!

Prominent conspiracy theorist and protestor Alex Jones returned home from his weekday radio show yesterday to find his house ransacked.

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