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United sack Jose Mourinho!

Funny story: United sack Jose Mourinho!

The Manchester United board of directors have decided to part way with their recently acquired manager, Jose Mourinho! After 3 successive wins and a run of 10 games unbeaten the board told the parasitical British press that this was an unacceptable s...

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David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

Funny story: David Moyes Man United timeline - What went wrong?

One year on and we take a look back at David Moyes time as manager of Manchester United July 1st - Fails to recognise Wayne Rooney on first day at job. Despite managing him at Everton. Rooney never properly forgives him. July 18th - Moyes sugge...

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Virus on the loose!

Funny story: Virus on the loose!

The much feared and regularly used Trojan virus has almost turned the peotle of brittle into jabbering rex. They are almost ruined! The virus, which originated from the bowels of Sir Daleks Ferguson's corrupted memory system, was at first only intended for his Manchester United successor David Moyes, but it has spun wildly out of control, right across the country, like a wildfire! Its next...

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Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

Funny story: Moyes admits he shouldn't have taken Manchester United manager job in the first place

The ousted manager of Manchester United, Chris Moyles, has openly admitted on a couch on some breakfast television programme that no one really watches, that he perhaps shouldn't have taken the manager's job at the Manchester united Football club in...

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Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

Funny story: Alex Ferguson Will Replace Bruce Forsyth As New Strictly Come Dancing Host

The BBC moved quickly today by immediately appointing angry pensioner and former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson as the new co-host of Strictly Come Dancing. The announcement follows the decision of Bruce Forsyth to step down after ten years.

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Ferguson Told By Neighbours "Stop The Mind Games"

Manchester, England. Former Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has been cautioned for attempting to "play mind games" with his neighbours as they go about their daily business. Ferguson has startled residents on his street by staring angrily...

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The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Funny story: The 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again...

Old Trafford, Manchester: Like the Politburo standing high above, the 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old Trafford' strikes again, again and again... Manchester United all in name, keep losing. It has been reported that the 'Phantom Raspberry Blowe...

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Rooney demands transfer!

Funny story: Rooney demands transfer!

Wayne Rooney has put in a transfer request and demanded a move away from Man Utd. He gave the following press conference explaining his reasons and here it is: "I am sick to death of playing for a middle of the table club, fed up with doing mar...

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Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Funny story: Sir Alec Fergusface to write new book

Not content with writing a tell all book revealing all the secrets from Old Trafford, Sir Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson has agreed a deal to write YET ANOTHER BOOK. After trashing David Beckham, Roy Keane, Rafa Benitez, Steven Gerrard, Wane Rooney and...

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David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Funny story: David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Manc'ester Disunited gaffer David Boyes sensationally tried to grab the attention away from retired Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson today by announcing his own book will be published next week, revealing all the secrets from his first three months at Old Tr...

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Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Funny story: Sir Alec Fergieson agrees to manage England for 2014 World Cup

Newly retired Sir Alec Fergieson has revealed in his new book he turned down the chance to manage England twice but, if asked for a third time, would definitely accept the job... with conditions. Fergie revealed he turned down the chance to replac...

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Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Funny story: Manchester United concede Premier League title to set sight on Europa League

Insiders at Manchester United have secretly conceded the Premier League title for this season - after just eight games. Following defeats to Liverpool at Anfield, West Brom at Old Trafford, and a disappointing home draw with Southampton, United dr...

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New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Funny story: New Manchester United boss David Moyes and his problem with the 'F' word

Following another disappointing result at Old Trafford - the 1-1 draw with Southampton which left United eight points behind leaders Arsenal - new gaffer David Moyes has decided to stop mentioning the 'F' word. After the red devils failed to win a...

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Moyes inherits Fergies watch!

Funny story: Moyes inherits Fergies watch!

David Moyes, new manager of Manchester United has a difficult task ahead, especially combing Wayne Rooney's hair without a hairdryer, but to make things easy for him, Sir Alex, has given him a special treat! David will inherit not only Sir Alex's...

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Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson New Manchester City Manager

Sir Alex Ferguson, the outgoing manager of Premier League champions Manchester United, is to be unveiled later this week as the new manager of arch-rivals, and last year's champions, Manchester City. Sir Alex, 81, handed in his resignation letter...

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Fergie Retires Sensation

Funny story: Fergie Retires Sensation

Manchester United manager Sarah Ferguson is to retire at the end of the season. In her statement Fergie declared: 'The Queen has let it be known that I should no longer indulge in Association Football as Rugby Football is the only game (apart from Po...

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Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

Funny story: Ferguson is Sith Lord, FA report finds

A report by the Football Association has accidentally stumbled across information indicating that Sir Alex Ferguson is a Sith. The governing body was forced to launch an inquiry after various premiership clubs alleged that he had the ability to in...

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United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Funny story: United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Nemanja Vidic, who has been previously sent off three times against Manchester United's arch rivals Liverpool, today celebrated NOT being shown a red card as United edged their way to a 2-1 victory over the Anfield outfit. Serbian international V...

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