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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

Alec Baldwin Says He's Never Ever Talking To The Media Again - Yeah Right, And Kirstie Alley Will Never Ever Eat Another Cookie

NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA. Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Juli...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

Alec Baldwin retires; America celebrates

NEW YAWK -- Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddox, Harvey Levin, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, transvestites, transsexuals, and 99.99 percent of the rest of the American public are celebrating after sexist, anti-Semitic, racist, homophobic bigot Alex Baldwin,...
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Funny story:  Credit company to employ loan shark collection methods

Credit company to employ loan shark collection methods

As if the homophobic rants of its spokesman, Alec Baldwin, weren't enough bad publicity for Capital Card, its new terms dictate that representatives of the credit card company can visit or contact debtors "in any manner we choose," including paying p...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Is Being Sued By A Member of The Paparazzi For $7.3 Million

Alec Baldwin Is Being Sued By A Member of The Paparazzi For $7.3 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin, AKA The Out-of-Control Thespian, has just received word that he is being sued. Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Baldwin, who is one of the nation's most hated actors, is alleged to have pushed a female reporter...
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Funny story:  Honey Boo Boo Films A Commercial For Her Favorite All-Time Fast Food Restaurant

Honey Boo Boo Films A Commercial For Her Favorite All-Time Fast Food Restaurant

McIntyre, Georgia - The star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just finished shooting a commercial for what she says is her favorite fast food restaurant of all-time. The 7-year-old reality show star filmed a 30-minute commercial fo...
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Funny story:  A Close Friend of Alec Baldwin's Says The 30 Rock Star Is Heading For The Gutter

A Close Friend of Alec Baldwin's Says The 30 Rock Star Is Heading For The Gutter

NEW YORK CITY - The year 2013, was one that actor Alec "The Brat" Baldwin may want to conveniently forget. The past year saw the troubled actor make racial slurs at a photographer, utter gay remarks toward a British journalist, and refer to the Ea...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

Joan Rivers Says Alec Baldwin Is Nothing But A Whining Brat Just Like Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers, who is known as The Queen of Mean, recently told Larry King that she is tired of hearing about the whining brat known as Alec Baldwin always complaining about the paparazzi. Rivers said that the paparazzi made Baldwin...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

Adam Lambert Wants To Get Into The Boxing Ring With Alec Baldwin

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He told Ellen that he is tired of hearing Alec "The Brat" Baldwin's homophobic rants and that he wants to fight the bitter thespian in a boxing match.
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Funny story:  President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...
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Funny story:  Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

Brooklyn Mob Boss Tells Alec Baldwin To Grow Up And Stop Embarrassing His Poor Old Mom

BROOKLYN - The head of one of New York City's largest crime families, Salvatore Goombalini has sent a message to Alec "The Brat" Baldwin. Goombalini made it very clear to Mr. Baldwin that the ten Goombalini brothers have had enough of his diva-lik...
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Funny story:  President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

President Obama Says Adam Lambert Will Give The USA $3 Million If Alec Baldwin Is Deported

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama informed the White House news media that he will be having a special meeting with his top advisers. The president revealed that he had received a text message from singer Adam Lambert stating that he and millions...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

Alec Baldwin to play Archie Bunker in All in the Family reboot

NEW YORK-In the spirit of remakes of such classic shows as Hawaii Five-O, Charlie's Angels and Leave it to Beaver, executives at CBS have confirmed rumors that Norman Lear intends to do a remake of his classic TV series All in the Family with a conte...
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Funny story:  Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

Adam Lambert Says He'll Pay For Alec Baldwin To Enter A Rehab Clinic To Cure His Homophobia

NEW YORK CITY - Well Alec Baldwin has done it again and again and again. He has verbally attacked a member of the paparazzi using gay expletives and once again the actor has had to eat crow and issue an apology or as Vice-President Biden put it, "...
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Funny story:  The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire

The Lady Gaga - Perez Hilton Feud Has Caught Fire

HOLLYWOOD - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton loves to take shots at celebrities but the sidesaddle-riding tenderfoot has shown many times that he can dish it out but he can't take it. He has degraded, demeaned, and insulted many Tinsel Towners over...
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Funny story:  The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

The Anderson Cooper-Alec Baldwin Feud Gets Nasty

NEW YORK CITY - The verbal volcano has erupted and actor Alec Baldwin and TV talk show host Anderson Cooper are going at each other like a cat and a dog. The problem started when Baldwin suggested that Anderson needed to color his hair because he...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

Alec Baldwin Comments On The Ann Coulter French Kiss Rumor

NEW YORK CITY - The man that many refer to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan seems to stay on the front pages for all of the wrong reasons. If Baldwin isn't arguing with airline pilots, he's pushing around members of the paparazzi, or calling t...
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Funny story:  A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

A Dejected Alec Baldwin Says He Is Thinking About Leaving America and Moving To Portugal

EAST HAMPTON, New York - The fiery-tempered Alec Baldwin has stated that he is tired of being on the front pages of America's newspapers and may decide to leave the good old USA. An inside source told Celebrity Globe that the 55-year-old actor has...
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Funny story:  Alec Baldwin Implodes Yet Again

Alec Baldwin Implodes Yet Again

LAS VEGAS - According to a close friend who did not want his name revealed, Alec Baldwin flew into Las Vegas to see about purchasing a brand new toupee. Baldwin who adamantly denies that he wears a hair piece has said that he cannot help it if his...
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