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German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Funny story: German Giants, Lidl and Aldi, pull plug in Brexit Britain!

Thousands of Brit, cheap shoppers (many hypocrites among them too, in fact they were the majority) stood dumbfounded in front of closed doors at their fav cheap supermarkets today screaming: "Vat have you done?" It seems that in an over-night...

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German giants bash Tesco!

Funny story: German giants bash Tesco!

Tesco, one of Britain's top four supermarkets are being forced to close 43 of their stores while German giants, Lidl and Aldi, have decided to "Blitzkrieg" the UK by opening many more of their cheap stores. The Germans attitude is; if you can beat...

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India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

Funny story: India doesn't want British supermarkets because they're not the "Raj" anymore!

Protests in India have proven that the Raj has had its day on the sub-continent and British supermarkets are not the "Raj" as far as Indians go. Global supermarkets attempting to cash in on India's new found wealth, including British ones, are bei...

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"A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

Funny story: "A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

The inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize' was awarded this lunchtime in a Central London hotel banqueting suite. The prize, thought to be the brainchild of controversial historian, David Starkey, is to be awarded on a totally haphazard basis to whoever hap...

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Mystery Blonde Spotted In Aldi's At Fareham

Funny story: Mystery Blonde Spotted In Aldi's At Fareham

Unconfirmed reports are presently indicating that the mysterious mystery blonde woman, last seen walking across a car park at Portsmouth Ferry Port, has just been seen at Aldi's on West Street, in Fareham, Hants. One Aldi customer swore that the w...

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Aldi To Sell Tanks

Funny story: Aldi To Sell Tanks

In an increasing effort to expand their foothold in cut price sales on anything they can get their hands on, Aldi are set to start selling Tanks from next week in the 'Thursday Specials' section.

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