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New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

Funny story: New Orleans build new bridges to cover up homeless!

New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...

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Rooney Retires!

Funny story: Rooney Retires!

Wayne Rooney has hungs his boots on the nail and hammered them into his coffin, he's retiring! Dear Wayne has had enough of training, playing, sweating, taking the piss out of United fans literally, and earning 250.000,00 quid a week plus sponsor bon...

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Alcohol to be banned in Britain!

Funny story: Alcohol to be banned in Britain!

Britain is to become the first alcohol free-zone in the free world because many Brit binge drinkers have had enough of puking at the weekends. Puking Health minister, Jeremy Hunt, issued a health hazard after vomiting at the sight of Brit binge dr...

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Cows are Evil

They look as innocent as babies in an advertisement for starving children. Large, moist eyes sit unblinking over lips as flat as the Midwest horizon. Flies buzzing about their heads fail to visibly perturb them, as if they are so resigned to their plight that their last, best revolt is to remain stoic and not give the flies the satisfaction of letting them know they are annoying. They are Zen-li...

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New Scottish pricing policy to cost food in units of alcohol that could be purchased

SNP plans to introduce a new pricing policy in Scotland where the cost of food will be equated to the alternative number of units of alcohol that could be purchased for the same cost, have been broadly welcomed. Health Secretary Nicola Sturgeon s...

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Anger as Scots realise BST+1 means looking for pub entrance in morning darkness

Government proposals which could see a three-year trial of 'double-summertime' have caused uproar in Scotland after its inhabitants realised the changes could see their early morning search for the entrance of their local public house conducted in pi...

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Alcoholics Anonymous close their Newcastle branch

Funny story: Alcoholics Anonymous close their Newcastle branch

Alcoholics Anonymous have decided to close their Newcastle branch after nobody came to any meetings for the thirtieth month on the run. "We thought Newcastle would be a good place to set up an AA branch," said Alan Collic. "We'd heard there was a...

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The Alcoholics Monthly

Funny story: The Alcoholics Monthly

Hello! And welcome to the fifth edition of Alcoholics Monthly. First off, thanks to Gerald Nosegay for his informative narration on how to hide piss stains on the trousers. I did not know one could buy a battery operated iron. There are going to be some changes to the Christmas dinner menu. Yes, I know you are all up in arms, but the vodka bath has been punctured so we will have to go wi...

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World's Craziest Recovering Alcoholic Falls Off Wagon In Spectacular Fashion

Funny story: World's Craziest Recovering Alcoholic Falls Off Wagon In Spectacular Fashion

Otis Barleyhop, of Dunwhingeing, deep in the Australian outback, reputed to be the world's craziest recovering alcoholic did indeed fall off the wagon last night. In spectacular fashion. Barleyhop, (42) of Hisspead Drongo road went to to the d...

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Alcoholics Go To War On Gays In PC Meltdown

Funny story: Alcoholics Go To War On Gays In PC Meltdown

Nashville Texas - Breaking news: the alcoholic population of the state of Texas today stood firmly behind their brothers and sisters in the state of New Mexico, who have universally condemned the teaching of sexual persuasion to their children in sta...

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Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings Forced to Leave Church Basements

Funny story: Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings Forced to Leave Church Basements

(Somewhere in the world - Anonymous News Service) - Because so many famous politicians are flooding to AA after committing ridiculous acts of depravity, horrible driving and sleeping during Congressional Meetings, churches are becoming worried. These...

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New AA program encourages drinking to curtail sagging AA memberships

Funny story: New AA program encourages drinking to curtail sagging AA memberships

Alcoholics Anonymous, the rehabilitation program founding in the 1930's to aid those with alcoholism, began testing an outreach pilot program this month to curb sagging membership rates.

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AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

Funny story: AA Objects to AA Calling Itself AA and Takes AA to Court

In a dramatic case likely to go to the European Court of Justice, the Acronym Alliance is taking the Automobile Association to court for tying up with Alcoholics Anonymous and accusing Arseholes Accredited of stealing their acronym.

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Pub Doorways Now Most Popular Places In Britain

Funny story: Pub Doorways Now Most Popular Places In Britain

Pub doorways and the entrances to shopping centres have now become the most populated places in Britain, according to smokers' groups.

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Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

Funny story: Amtrak Provides Free Booze, AA Responds

No sooner had Amtrak announced a program providing $100 in free booze on selected train trips than Alcoholics Anonymous announced a new AA program on wheels.

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American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous Merge

Funny story: American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous Merge

San Pedro California - It was announced today that the American Automobile Association and Alcoholics Anonymous would merge into one huge conglomeration from here on Known as the AAAAA.

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Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

Funny story: Boris Yeltsin Left 'Lying In A State'

There was controversy in Moscow this morning over the treatment of the body of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin who died yesterday, aged 76.

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Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Funny story: Britneys vagina to attend AA on its own!

Los Angeles- Reports are coming in that that Britney Spears vagina has been attending AA meetings on a sole basis completely unknown to its owner.

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