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Funny story: Queen Mother Beat Me Every Day - Royal Memoirs Book Sensation

Queen Mother Beat Me Every Day - Royal Memoirs Book Sensation

An ex-kitchen servant has told of daily beatings by the gin soaked Queen mother at Balmoral, the Royal Family's private super palace. The maid, Eileen Over is writing the story of her traumatic time as a kitchen maid at the Scottish palace. Beatin...
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Funny story: Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

The act of not drinking for 31 days has now been officially recognised as the most gruelling charity sponsorship activity in the world today, it has emerged. Emma Thorpe, spokesman for the 'Stoptober' movement said "It used to be enough to train r...
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Funny story: Becks - A Review

Becks - A Review

After been told repeatedly by various editors/people in the street to "report on important things" and "why don't you get an actual job" we decided to knuckle down and do some real reporting. By that we meant we bought some Becks and reviewed the shit out of what is a great smooth beverage. In the hope that Mr Becks will see this humble review/tribute and pay us handsomely for it, we have sent...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up. "My whole...
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Funny story: Huge Investment As Welsh Water Supplied To London Is To Contain Ice And Lemon

Huge Investment As Welsh Water Supplied To London Is To Contain Ice And Lemon

Investors are clamouring to buy shares in Welsh Mixers P.L.C as news broke yesterday that gigantic Welsh reservoirs containing ice and lemon are to be commissioned in Snowdonia. An open "aquaduct" system will be built to supply London's Hoorah H...
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Funny story: Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

New York, N.Y. - Drew Dow of Roosevelt Island is an ordinary man with an extraordinary ability: his stomach uses excess yeast in his digestive tract to ferment carbs and sugar-dense foods into alcohol. This rare health condition is called auto-brewer...
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Funny story: Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

In a startling revelation, the father of recently deceased Jason Doebsin, 21, has blamed his son, not the alcohol he consumed, for his death. With Jason growing up in a generation that can't hold its beer, he was dared to jump from the top of The...
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Funny story: Alcohol In Danger Of Helping You Enjoy Life

Alcohol In Danger Of Helping You Enjoy Life

An extensive study has revealed that people who drink on a weekly or fortnightly basis with friends are in serious danger of enjoying their lives. Contrary to popular belief that alcohol just leads to health problems, fights and contracting STDs f...
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Funny story: Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s. David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been...
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Funny story: Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

Nevada to Lower Drinking Age to 12

CARSON CITY, NV - Nevada Governor, Brian Sandoval, announced today that Nevada will lower the legal drinking age in Nevada from 21 to 12. The announcement came shortly after Colorado announced that it reaped $2.1 million from marijuana sales in J...
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Funny story: Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Although there is no evidence in the forty-nine other states (or, as yet, even in Washington, D. C.) that drinking soft drinks could be hazardous to consumers' heath, California, The Land of Nuts and Fruits, will require Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and other s...
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Funny story: Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Everybody's alarmed at the recent report that "Alcohol Destroys Brain Cells". Of course, I tell them we only use ten percent of our brain anyway according to those same people, right? So I read about how many brain cells we have to lose and it's...
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Funny story: Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...
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Funny story: Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

Weed-smoking Potlandians debate whether to legalize Nicotine and Alcohol

CANNABISTOWN, PO--In Potlandia, marijuana is legal for recreational purposes and is commonly smoked by nearly all of the adult citizens of that country, while alcohol and nicotine are banned. But the alcohol and tobacco industries regard Potlandia's...
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Funny story: The Traditional British Christmas

The Traditional British Christmas

What could be more heart-warming in a cold winter than a British Christmas - homeless people fishing for leftover chips in bins; people in dole queues jauntily wearing Santa hats while reeking of booze; and supermarket staff and Chinese restaurants d...
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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

Lindsay Lohan Says She Has Said Sayonara To Her Party Girl Days

LOS ANGELES - The former number one party girl of LaLaLand, Lindsay Lohan has stated that she has mended her evil, wicked ways and her lips no longer touch alcohol. Lohan who spent three months in rehab told Tequila Tallyho with Left Coast Mirror...
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Funny story: Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Asked To Please Move Out of Canada

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that Tornoto Mayor Rob Ford says he cannot believe all of the BS that he is being put through simply because he told the truth. The rather plumpish mayor admitted to crack-smoking, binge dri...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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