Showing:

Funny satire stories about Alberto Gonzales

Try another search?

Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Funny story: Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez may have been the world's fastest hatchet man for the Bush administration. Nine US attorneys were dispatched from their jobs with lightning speed as Bush AG punished good workers for being...democrats. Now a special pr...

Read full story View 'Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!'

AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

Funny story: AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

Heavy as viscous phlegm the obstruction of justice against Bush associates Meiers and Bolton reminds Americans of the dark days of AG under Nixon and recent roadblock to just law, Alberto Gonzalez.

Read full story View 'AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies'

Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Funny story: Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.

Read full story View 'Former Attorney General picking lettuce?'

US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

Funny story: US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

Washington DC - (Subtitle Press): Two leading Senate Judiciary Committee members have warned President Bush to name a new Attorney General who will "stay out of the Justice Department" in a concerted effort to restore it's tarnished hon...

Read full story View 'US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department'

Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Funny story: Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.

Read full story View 'Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town'

A. G. Gonzales Tries to Weasle Back Into A.G. Posting

Funny story: A. G. Gonzales Tries to Weasle Back Into A.G. Posting

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is back on the job thanks to the usual shenanigans that kept him there as long as it did.

Read full story View 'A. G. Gonzales Tries to Weasle Back Into A.G. Posting'

Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Funny story: Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Trying to find a perfidious, incompetent, self-preserving, justice-perverting douchebag to equal or better Alberto Gonzales's record is no mean feat but DC sources tonight are confident that Homeland Insecurity chief M...

Read full story View 'Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post'

Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...

Read full story View 'Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball'

Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Funny story: Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): One of President Bush's closest and most trussed advisors has quit in the wake of an imminently-erupting scandal at the Justice Department.

Read full story View 'Rats and that sinking ship feeling...'

Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales was fired today for wearing and selling Che Guevara T-Shirts on government time. Bush says he is a big fan of Che but that selling any item while on duty is cause for immediate dismissal.

Read full story View 'Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts'

Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Funny story: Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales who has been on loan from Cuba and has been serving as America's Attorney General is calling it quits. He has gathered his belongings and is heading to Key West, Florida.

Read full story View 'Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination'

Alberto Gonzales to be Interrogated at Guantanamo Bay

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to be Interrogated at Guantanamo Bay

Following last month's Senate resolution demanding that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales be sent to Guantanamo Bay for interrogation, George Bush (who, in the past has said he has been unable to find any way to close down the controversial inter...

Read full story View 'Alberto Gonzales to be Interrogated at Guantanamo Bay'

Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...

Read full story View 'Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget'

Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...

Read full story View 'Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth'

Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Funny story: Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Gerry McCann, the father of a missing four year old girl abducted in a Portuguese holiday resort while her parents dined out nearby the holiday apartment, has flown to Washington and met with Attorney General Alberto Gonza...

Read full story View 'Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit'

Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

Funny story: Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sting operation on a pervy Queens Legal Aid lawyer, Peter Barta, has stunned New York cops by the amount of 'kinky' material found in his Kew Gardens apartment.

Read full story View 'Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll'

Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

Funny story: Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.

Read full story View 'Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas'

Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

Funny story: Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

WASHINGTON (AP) - Lame duck President Bush says he still defends "that stupid Republican fascist crook" Alberto Gonzales as he admitted that Democrats in Congress who are seeking a no-confidence vote are simply "doing the right thing.&...

Read full story View 'Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales'

Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
57 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more