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Funny story: Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez may have been the world's fastest hatchet man for the Bush administration. Nine US attorneys were dispatched from their jobs with lightning speed as Bush AG punished good workers for being...democrats. Now a special pr...
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Funny story: AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

Heavy as viscous phlegm the obstruction of justice against Bush associates Meiers and Bolton reminds Americans of the dark days of AG under Nixon and recent roadblock to just law, Alberto Gonzalez.
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Funny story: Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.
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Funny story: US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

US Lawmakers Say New Attorney General Must Stay Out of Justice Department

Washington DC - (Subtitle Press): Two leading Senate Judiciary Committee members have warned President Bush to name a new Attorney General who will "stay out of the Justice Department" in a concerted effort to restore it's tarnished hon...
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Funny story: Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Washington, D.C., Declared a Ghost Town

Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.
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Funny story: A. G. Gonzales Tries to Weasle Back Into A.G. Posting

A. G. Gonzales Tries to Weasle Back Into A.G. Posting

U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is back on the job thanks to the usual shenanigans that kept him there as long as it did.
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Funny story: Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Homeland Insecurity chief Chertoff tipped for Gonzo's post

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Trying to find a perfidious, incompetent, self-preserving, justice-perverting douchebag to equal or better Alberto Gonzales's record is no mean feat but DC sources tonight are confident that Homeland Insecurity chief M...
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball

Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...
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Funny story: Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Rats and that sinking ship feeling...

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): One of President Bush's closest and most trussed advisors has quit in the wake of an imminently-erupting scandal at the Justice Department.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Alberto Gonzales to Sell Che Guevara T-Shirts

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales was fired today for wearing and selling Che Guevara T-Shirts on government time. Bush says he is a big fan of Che but that selling any item while on duty is cause for immediate dismissal.
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Funny story: Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Cuba is Alberto Gonzales Destination

Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales who has been on loan from Cuba and has been serving as America's Attorney General is calling it quits. He has gathered his belongings and is heading to Key West, Florida.
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales to be Interrogated at Guantanamo Bay

Alberto Gonzales to be Interrogated at Guantanamo Bay

Following last month's Senate resolution demanding that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales be sent to Guantanamo Bay for interrogation, George Bush (who, in the past has said he has been unable to find any way to close down the controversial inter...
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Funny story: Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...
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Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...
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Funny story: Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Gerry McCann pleads with Alberto Gonzales as Portuguese cops threaten negligence lawsuit

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Gerry McCann, the father of a missing four year old girl abducted in a Portuguese holiday resort while her parents dined out nearby the holiday apartment, has flown to Washington and met with Attorney General Alberto Gonza...
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Funny story: Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

Pervy Queens lawyer busted with 'anti-masturbation gum' and Alberto Gonzales blow-up doll

New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sting operation on a pervy Queens Legal Aid lawyer, Peter Barta, has stunned New York cops by the amount of 'kinky' material found in his Kew Gardens apartment.
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Funny story: Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

Bumper sticker tagging supports students denied diplomas

(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.
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Funny story: Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

Bush Says He Defends "That Stupid Fascist Crook" Gonzales

WASHINGTON (AP) - Lame duck President Bush says he still defends "that stupid Republican fascist crook" Alberto Gonzales as he admitted that Democrats in Congress who are seeking a no-confidence vote are simply "doing the right thing.&...
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