Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez may have been the world's fastest hatchet man for the Bush administration. Nine US attorneys were dispatched from their jobs with lightning speed as Bush AG punished good workers for being...democrats.
Now a special pr...
Heavy as viscous phlegm the obstruction of justice against Bush associates Meiers and Bolton reminds Americans of the dark days of AG under Nixon and recent roadblock to just law, Alberto Gonzalez.
Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.
Washington DC - (Subtitle Press): Two leading Senate Judiciary Committee members have warned President Bush to name a new Attorney General who will "stay out of the Justice Department" in a concerted effort to restore it's tarnished hon...
Following the example set by Karl Rove, Tony Snow, Alberto Gonzales, and numerous others, residents are leaving the city in droves.
U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is back on the job thanks to the usual shenanigans that kept him there as long as it did.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Trying to find a perfidious, incompetent, self-preserving, justice-perverting douchebag to equal or better Alberto Gonzales's record is no mean feat but DC sources tonight are confident that Homeland Insecurity chief M...
Washington, D.C. - It was the start of a momentous week in the nation's capital when first Attorney General Alberto Gonzales agreed to step down after coming under increasing scrutiny by both parties in Congress for his firing of U.S. attorneys i...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): One of President Bush's closest and most trussed advisors has quit in the wake of an imminently-erupting scandal at the Justice Department.
Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales was fired today for wearing and selling Che Guevara T-Shirts on government time. Bush says he is a big fan of Che but that selling any item while on duty is cause for immediate dismissal.
Washington (IP) - Alberto Gonzales who has been on loan from Cuba and has been serving as America's Attorney General is calling it quits. He has gathered his belongings and is heading to Key West, Florida.
Following last month's Senate resolution demanding that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales be sent to Guantanamo Bay for interrogation, George Bush (who, in the past has said he has been unable to find any way to close down the controversial inter...
Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...
Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Gerry McCann, the father of a missing four year old girl abducted in a Portuguese holiday resort while her parents dined out nearby the holiday apartment, has flown to Washington and met with Attorney General Alberto Gonza...
New York - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A sting operation on a pervy Queens Legal Aid lawyer, Peter Barta, has stunned New York cops by the amount of 'kinky' material found in his Kew Gardens apartment.
(Galesburg, IL) A resurgance in youths tagging cars with bumper stickers has returned to show support for five students denied their diplomas because of a cheering audience.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Lame duck President Bush says he still defends "that stupid Republican fascist crook" Alberto Gonzales as he admitted that Democrats in Congress who are seeking a no-confidence vote are simply "doing the right thing.&...
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