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Funny story: Haynesworth: "I'm out of shape to protest Arizona law"

Haynesworth: "I'm out of shape to protest Arizona law"

LANDOVER, MA - Redskins defensive end Albert Haynesworth reported to training camp out of shape on Thursday, in protest of what he calls Arizona's "really racist law thingy". Haynesworth, who was unable to complete a series of shuttle runs, has taken...
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