Saturday as a sad day for fans of Aberdeen football club, as the team has once again fallen from its customary top spot in Scottish football in the first gameweek.
Aberdeen always seem to find themselves in the Champions League spot before a ball...
Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling,were both arrested by detectives from Scotland yard in the early hours of this morning as Britains National Debt is set to pass 2 TRILLION POUNDS. Brown the former Chancellor, and Darling the current Chancellor, are...
Worzel Gummidge is absolutely furious that Alastair Dullthing in his crap budget is raising the price of Cider by 10% its a disaster for Cider drinkers.
Worzel put on his boozing head after watching Chancellor Dullthings Budget,he then called up...
Father Ted's budget is being done today on Craggy Island, the same day as that idiot Alastair Dullthing, who recently finished last in a Father Ted lookalike contest makes his budget on Bankrupt Island. The two main things Father Ted is got to budget...
Alastair Dullthing recently voted the Worlds Dullest Man,has now been voted the Worlds worse Father Ted lookalike.
In a Father Ted lookalike contest held in Dublin, the judges decided that Dullthing was without a doubt the worst Father Ted lookali...
Alastair Dullthing has admitted that the UK cash crisis is so bad he is terrified to tell Gordon The Bully Brown in case he goes totally berserk.
There is not enough money to pay peoples pensions so the government will now need to consider raising...
Alastair Dullthing has spoken out against Bully Brown as apparently he went totally berserk when Dullthing told him how bad the finances were and that the UK was as Bust as America who owe thirteen trillion dollars.
Dullthing said "The forces of h...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Name Calling Trump
Trump to Seek Re-erection
Donald Trump, Jr. Blames His Divorce on Obama
Who Will Replace Hope Hicks In The White House?
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!