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Alistair Campbell Explain Why YOU Should be Voting

I'm going to go to the polling station and choose the least despicable of x number cynical warmongers who are bombing people in other countries in the name of their own moral charisma and divine mission, destabilising entire regions purely in the name of their petty self-interest, and deliberately and maliciously placing the wellbeing lives of UK citizens at risk... But you don't go to the pol...

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Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Funny story: Alistair Campbell puts forward his defence for the forthcoming War Crimes Trial

Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...

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England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

Funny story: England Out Of ICC Twenty20 Slogging World Cup

As predicted by many, England have been sent packing from the tournament after suffering defeat in the Super 8 group match versus host nation Sri Lanka. Defeat to Sri Lanka was not unexpected as they are many peoples tip to win the worlds best slo...

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St John the Baptist 'told Blair to bomb Iraq' says ex-spin chief Campbell

Funny story: St John the Baptist 'told Blair to bomb Iraq' says ex-spin chief Campbell

London - (Biblical Proportions): A new Downing Street memoir written by Alistair Campbell explains how tough war decisions were made by ex-PM Tony Blair. The former communications director says Blair trawled for passages in the New Testament descr...

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'FIFA inserted 45-minute claim into dodgy dossier' - Campbell

Funny story: 'FIFA inserted 45-minute claim into dodgy dossier' - Campbell

Alastair Campbell has sensationally accused FIFA of inserting the 45-minute claim into what later became known as the 'dodgy dossier' that went on to form the British governments case for war with Iraq in 2003. The document, 'Iraq: Its Infrastruct...

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Adam Boulton you just got owned

Funny story: Adam Boulton you just got owned

Alistair Campbell has wiped the floor with the unelected Sky News expert on bullying and badgering. Coming so soon after his partner in slime, Kay Burley was heckled live on air, it's been a bad few days for Sky News presenters. The campbell v bou...

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Trust not a Campbell

Funny story: Trust not a Campbell

Ronald McDonald a historian from Aberdeen has been researching the history of the Campbell Clan and has a word of warning "Trust Not a Campbell". The most recent Campbell not to trust is Alastair Campbell who recently stated at the so called Iraq...

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Campbell admits Bush told Blair what to do

Funny story: Campbell admits Bush told Blair what to do

Returning from a summit in Texas in 2002, the then UK Prime Minister Tony Blair - who had never heard of Iraq before, except for saying 'isn't it one of those Arabic-sounding places near Persia?' - suddenly started talking about Iraq and making it ob...

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Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Funny story: Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Former Government spin doctor Alastair Campbelll has revealed that Tony Blair consulted with the Downing Street duty dog - moments before making his decision to send the country to war with Iraq.

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Alistair Campbell's diarrohea released

Funny story: Alistair Campbell's diarrohea released

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Former Blair mouthpiece Alisatir Campbell has published his diaries which give a graphic account of his devastation when his blood father, WMD inspector Dr David Kelly was found topped "by the Bushes" in acco...

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