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Funny story:  Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Russia Moves to Annex Alaska

Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...
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Funny story:  Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

Condoleezza Rice Hits The Nail On Her Head With Her Comment About Sarah Palin

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - Condoleezza Rice recently spoke with Tabitha Tula Wishywater of GOPicky Magazine. She was asked if she felt that Sarah Palin would make a good presidential candidate. Rice shook her head and replied that she would not want...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

Sarah Palin Comments That Russia Needs To Leave The Ukraine Alone and Attack North Korea

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was busily working in her kitchen at her Casa Moscow home in Wasilla, Alaska. She was cooking two pigeons that she had just shot with her high-powered telescopic rifle that had been drinking water from the bird feeder...
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Funny story:  'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

'Friends of Pot' Says They Do Not Want Sarah Palin Visiting Colorado

VAIL, Colorado - Sarah Palin has stated that she plans to fly to Denver to ask the citizens of Colorado to consider putting an end to this idea of buying and using marijuana like they're buying M&M's or Twizzlers. "Snowflake" Palin has met wit...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

Sarah Palin Addresses The Pregnant Rumors: Gosh Darnit, It's All Them Mooseburgers I've Been Chowing Down Lately

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke with Savannah Bamboo of Political Salad Bar Magazine. The former vice-presidential candidate who along with Senator John McCain got their cabooses kicked by President Obama wanted to clear u...
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Funny story:  Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

Louisiana Oil Company Makes An Unbelievable Discovery In The Gulf of Mexico

NEW ORLEANS - Representatives for the Louisiana based Blue Bayou Oil Company have just informed the news media of an amazing discovery. Arden Woodbush, III, spokesperson for The BBOC said that company geologists are reporting that the oil company...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

Sarah Palin Highly Incensed At Her Own Tea Bag Party

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was sitting out on the porch of her Wasilla home, Casa Moscow, talking to GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. She told Ms. Wishywater that she was highly incensed that her own Tea Bag Party, a party that she...
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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Vladimir Putin Appoints Self Grand Marshal Of Gay Pride Parade In Moscow

Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that he is not anti-gay (no way, says he) and to demonstrate his support of the LGBT community, (before the Winter Olympics are snatched away from Russia and sent to Norway or Canada) he will host and ap...
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Funny story:  President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

President Obama and Vice-President Biden To Tell Sarah "Snowballs" Palin To Keep Her Disruptive Butt In Alaska

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden after meeting with a select group of their closest advisers have made a decision regarding Sarah Palin. The president and vice-president are drafting up a presidential message which will...
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Funny story:  An Intimate Audio Recording Between Sarah Palin and Her Ex-Future Son-In-Law Has Been Found

An Intimate Audio Recording Between Sarah Palin and Her Ex-Future Son-In-Law Has Been Found

PHOENIX - The person who purchased the home where Sarah Palin lived in while she stayed in the Lower 48 states has just stated that he found a very revealing audio tape. The tape is alleged to contain the voices of Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston wh...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Alaska's Atomic Bomb

JUNEAU, Alaska - Word about Alaska developing its first atomic bomb has gotten back to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The leader of North Korea has reportedly expressed a desire to talk to the Alaskan governor about the possibility of purchasing...
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Funny story:  Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

Southern States band together to deport Zimmerman to Alaska

A coalition of Southern States led by Florida and Texas have convened a plenary and joint session of their legislatures to draft a bill banning George Zimmerman of domicile in any of the participating states. The same bill proposes to deport him as f...
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Funny story:  The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

The legendary life of Wyatt Earp

Wyatt Earp was a sometimes-lawman, sometimes-outlaw who sometimes owned a saloon and occasionally dealt cards or shot buffalo, depending on the economy and job market of the Territory (Indiana, Kansas, Nevada, Alaska, California) in which the itinerant jack of all trades happened to hang his hat on any given day. He went by a number of aliases, including Randolph Scott, Errol Flynn, Jimmy Stewa...
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Funny story:  Tina Fey Says Sarah Palin Is A Fake

Tina Fey Says Sarah Palin Is A Fake

LOS ANGELES - Tina Fey who made millions of dollars impersonating Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has stated that the so called Tundra Troll is in reality a fake. Fey explained that Palin likes to act like she is this great white Alaskan huntress but trut...
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Funny story:  U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

U.S. Explorers Discover A World War II German U-Boat In An Alaskan Iceberg

JUNEAU, Alaska - A Group of Arctic explorers from Walla Walla, Washington have reported making a fantastic find. Team leader Marco Ruckertucker, 42, told the news media that his group of six explorers, who have been dubbed The Magnificent 7 by Mic...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

Sarah Palin Reveals What Her Pride and Joy is

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is thrilled that she has just been given a job at FOX News. She told GOPicky Magazine that she feels that she like the FOX Netowrk slogan is fair and balanced. She smiled and said "Well ya know maybe at times I ai...
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Funny story:  Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

Alaska's Pavlof Volcano Needs To Be Capped Says Sarah Palin

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has just showed the world that she knows as much about volcanoes as she does about geography. The failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, who also quit as governor of Alaska in the middle of her term, recently st...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla. Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked. One individual who...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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