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Funny story: Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

WASHINGTON,DC - Ex-Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) raised eyebrows again today in comments he made at an event to publicize "World Suicide Prevention Day." On September 10th, events are put on to explain that suicide is a preventable tragedy and to put...
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Funny story: Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
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A motley crew of swashbuckling pirates commandeered a luxury cruise ship off the coast of Somalia and demanded 10 million dollars until the buccaneers dined in the cafeteria and died of food poisoning
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