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Funny story: Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

WASHINGTON,DC - Ex-Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) raised eyebrows again today in comments he made at an event to publicize "World Suicide Prevention Day." On September 10th, events are put on to explain that suicide is a preventable tragedy and to put...
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Funny story: Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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