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Funny story: Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

Obama's Budget Reduction Commission Co-Chair Suggests Some Suicide Prevention is "Counterproductive"

WASHINGTON,DC - Ex-Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) raised eyebrows again today in comments he made at an event to publicize "World Suicide Prevention Day." On September 10th, events are put on to explain that suicide is a preventable tragedy and to put...
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Funny story: Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Alan Simpson: The Federal Government Is Like a "Bull with 100 Million Dicks!"

Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
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