WASHINGTON,DC - Ex-Senator Alan Simpson (R-WY) raised eyebrows again today in comments he made at an event to publicize "World Suicide Prevention Day." On September 10th, events are put on to explain that suicide is a preventable tragedy and to put...
Last seen referring to Social Security as "Land of '310 Million Tits'" former Senator and Deficit Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson has now denigrated the entire federal government. In an email to Old Women's League (OWL) executive director Ashley Kru...
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