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Funny story: Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Alan Hansen announces retirement from Match of The Day

Stony faced Scot Alan McHansen has officially called time on his glorious decade and a half pundit career on BBC highlights show Match Of The Day. Hansen became known as a reliable defender for Liverpool and Scotland when both teams enjoyed their...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Ashley Cole and Ashley Young 'retired' from international football

Euro 2012: Ashley Cole and Ashley Young 'retired' from international football

The Football Association today announced that the two penalty missers from the quarter-final defeat to Italy are both retiring from international football with immediate effect. Ashley Cole had played 98 times for England, and only days before the...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

Euro 2012: BBC hire Monty Python as match pundits

The BBC announced today that Monty Python cast will join the broadcaster to act as football pundits and reporters during the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine, and also during the Olympics. It is believed the comedy sketch show cast who b...
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Funny story: Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Euro 2012: Soccer pundit Alan Hansen scores own goal

Football pundit Alan Hansen was mocked by fans today over his selections on the BBC website today for the tournament which starts on Friday. He named a top four to watch of Brazil, Scotland, West Germany and Yugoslavia. Brazil are ineligible f...
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Funny story: Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...
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Funny story: S-Club 7 UB40

S-Club 7 UB40

It was a whitewash at Wembley when the kids from S-Club were utterly destroyed by UB 40-7. "It was watching men against boys, quite literally," said soccer pundit, Alan Hansen. "S-Club's defence were all over the place, hardly acting like a unit a...
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Funny story: Thierry Henry Nears Arsenal Return - and more old gunners want in

Thierry Henry Nears Arsenal Return - and more old gunners want in

Arsene Wenger has confirmed Thierry Henry will sign a two-month deal to return to Arsenal if insurance agreements can be worked out with New York Red Bulls. Wenger wants Henry to fill the supporting striker void which will be left when Chamakh and...
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Funny story: Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...
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Funny story: Chelsea Sack Fans in Shock Move

Chelsea Sack Fans in Shock Move

Celebrity fans such as Boris Johnson and Johnny Vaughan are amongst those left without a club following Chelsea FC's shock announcement that they are sacking their supporters. The move has surprised many, but pundit Alan Hansen sees the logic behind...
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Funny story: Jimmy Carr Rapidly Morphing Into Alan Hansen - Friends Concerned

Jimmy Carr Rapidly Morphing Into Alan Hansen - Friends Concerned

Friends of top telly comedian Jimmy Carr this evening voiced concerns regarding the billionaire comic's physical appearance, claiming that the comic was rapidly morphing into a double of TV soccer pundit and ex-Liverpool massively overrated defender...
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Funny story: Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Alan Hansen 'Unbearable' At Home

Match of the Day pundit and Captain Scarlet lookalike Alan Hansen has become 'unbearable' to live with, claims his wife Linda.
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Funny story: Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

Match of the Day's Gary Lineker In Sex Change Surprise

BBC1's Match of the Day programme had a very different look this week when presenter Gary Lineker unveiled his new persona after having recently undergone a sex change.
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