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David Cameroon employs Alan Car

Funny story: David Cameroon employs Alan Car

Top entertainer David Cameroon apologised today for spending his cabaret clubs profits on fast cars, free travel, expensive holidays, fine wine, women and gambling. He made the statement after it emerged that the club was now bankrupt and would be ta...

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Alan and Jimmy Carr to present Top Gear

Funny story: Alan and Jimmy Carr to present Top Gear

Non related Comedians Alan and Jimmy Carr are said to be in talks to take over the hosting of popular show Top Gear. A spokesman told me: 'We are desperately trying to save money, and appeal to new audiences for all of our shows. We are intereste...

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Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

Funny story: Jared Leto Says The 'F' Word On TV And Then Adds The 'C' Word For Good Measure

American actor/musician, Jared Leto - of Fight Club, and American Psycho fame - caused outrage in the the little old UK last night when he shockingly said 'fuck' on national television. The amazing outburst came on gay comedian Alan Carr's Channel...

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Vernon Kay Almost Gets Bummed By Alan Carr Live On James Corden's World Cup TV Show

Funny story: Vernon Kay Almost Gets Bummed By Alan Carr Live On James Corden's World Cup TV Show

Bolton funnyman and text sex star Vernon Kay nearly got more than he bargained for last night on James Corden's World Cup TV show. Apparently, some idiot came up with the idea of riding a surf board type thing in an inflatable paddling pool kind o...

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Alan Carr Turns 'Em On In Blackpool

Funny story: Alan Carr Turns 'Em On In Blackpool

The famous Blackpool Illuminations, six miles of multi-coloured light bulbs which annually manage to somehow entice thousands of unemployed Mancunians to the run-down north-western shanty town, have this year been switched on by comic and chat show h...

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Alan Carr Not Really Gay

Funny story: Alan Carr Not Really Gay

Gay leaders have voiced their concerns tonight, over the revelations that TV's 'funniest' gay comedian, Alan Carr, isn't really gay at all, but actually a screaming closet heterosexual. Carr, 32, has been around the comedy scene since 2001, and ha...

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Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Funny story: Alan Carr Secretly Straight

Muched loved comedian Alan Carr has always been known to be gay. Now after spotting him on a night out, I have proof (well, not the type that would stand up in court, just my own fevered rantings) that this is nothing but an act.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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