MONTGOMERY, Alabama - The governor of the state of Alabama, Robert J. Bentley has just issued an emergency governor's proclamation regarding the teenage pregnancy epidemic that seems to be running rampant in every state in the nation.
The governor...
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing.
State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...
MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama.
A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - An Alabama forest ranger has just discovered what is believed to be the smallest owl in history.
Ranger Cunningham Quickquibble, said that he was patrolling an isolated area of The Cornbread State Forest when he heard what so...
Tuscaloosa, Alabama - Scientists at the Alabama Museum of Natural Hystery have named a newly discovered relative of the Whitefin Sharksucker species after President Obama.
Echeneis Neucratoides Obamanemesis is a rare example of remora from the Ec...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Kanye West recently performed before a sell out crowd at Tuscaloosa's Cotton Pickin' Coliseum.
After the concert he was asked by Yodelle Denzel St. Bling with Afro Sheen Magazine how his relationship with new girlfriend Kim K...
The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops.
The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...
Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state.
"Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
HOG JAW, ALABAMA (ABSNN) -- Fred Fortineer, Adjudant of the Sons of the American Legion Post 1950, in Hog Jaw, Alabama led a group of 14 pick up trucks filled with young men eager to fight it out with the Hog Jaw, Arkansas Boy Scout Troop 2. A blood...
TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...
Many don't know who Dale Peterson from Alabama is, but if you are keeping track of the race for Alabama Agricultural Commissioner this year, you can't miss him. He's the one with the horse, the rifle, and the threat to shoot anyone who goes after his...
Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today.
"How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz has just announced that the Ku Klux Klan is moving their headquarters from Tuscaloosa, Alaba...
Donkeyspank, AL - State officials in Alabama and over 10,000 inebriated citizens gathered in Donkeyspank, Alabama today for the ribbon-cutting of Alabama's newest monument: The Tomb of the Unknown Cracker.
The monument commemorates an anonymous r...
Alabama is to be renamed Alabammy because they have so many people that are absolutely bammy.
The latest case in the news that proves the point happened at Alabama University when a University Biology Professor Amy Bishop shot dead three members...
At the end of the BCS National Championship Game in which Alabama defeated Texas 37-21, Alabama coach Nick Saban's white polo was completely doused with Gatorade.
Despite the fact that every game ends with a shower of Gatorade, Nick Saban is furi...
BIRMINGHAM, AL - Just over a week ago, the Birmingham Police Department fired five officers for behavior they called "shameful." Video footage captured by an onboard patrol car camera on Jan. 23, 2008, showed the officers rushing suspect Anthony War...
America is in a state of shock as Scientist's today proved that one of the strongholds of the Bible Belt, Alabama, is gay.
The news comes as a complete surprise as the State itself is one of the many in Middle America famed for it's populace of in...