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Funny story: Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Funny story: Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

Alabama Vows To Put An End To Road Rage

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - Governor Robert J. Bentley speaking before a crowd of 200 people at a local tractor show said that he will be putting his foot down in regards to road rage. The governor said that this problem has been going on for way too lo...
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Funny story: Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Snowflakes spotted in the South: 21 Confirmed Dead

Millions of viewers turned on their television sets to watch hordes of "Walkers" terrorizing the outlying areas of Atlanta recently. No, this was not the latest mid-season premiere of AMC's hit show The Walking Dead. Every major news outlet was...
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Funny story: Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

Auburn Upsets #1 Ranked Alabama In The Iron Bowl

AUBURN, Alabama - The number 4 ranked Auburn Tigers were not the least bit intimadated by the likes of the top ranked Alabama Crimson Tide as they upset Bama 34-28. With the game tied and with just seconds to go the Tide tried a field goal. It was...
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Funny story: Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

Alabama Bans George Zimmerman

MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state. Senator...
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Funny story: Tea Party of America Wants Statue to Memorialize George Wallace as a Hero of States' Rights

Tea Party of America Wants Statue to Memorialize George Wallace as a Hero of States' Rights

The Tea Party of America, in honor of states' rights advocate George Wallace, wants to memorialize this hero of nullification with a statue in Montgomery, Alabama, at the spot where Governor Wallace once loudly proclaimed in his 1963 Inaugural Addres...
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Funny story: Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

Alabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - The governor of the state of Alabama, Robert J. Bentley has just issued an emergency governor's proclamation regarding the teenage pregnancy epidemic that seems to be running rampant in every state in the nation. The governor...
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Funny story: Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

Alabama Outlaws Accordion Playing

MONTGOMERY, Alabama - After receiving numerous complaints from the state's banjo playing residents, the Alabama state senate acted on the countless complaints complaining about accordion playing. State Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller, 71, [R-M...
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Funny story: The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

The Smelly Cruise Ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty Finally Docks at Mobile, Alabama

MOBILE, Alabama - After being out on The Gulf of Mexico for five days stinking up the place, the Carnival ship Triumph AKA The USS Porta Potty has finally docked at Mobile, Alabama. A representative for the city of Mobile, Fayleen Charleen Winterb...
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Funny story: The World's Smallest Owl

The World's Smallest Owl

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - An Alabama forest ranger has just discovered what is believed to be the smallest owl in history. Ranger Cunningham Quickquibble, said that he was patrolling an isolated area of The Cornbread State Forest when he heard what so...
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Funny story: New species of suckerfish named after Obama

New species of suckerfish named after Obama

Tuscaloosa, Alabama - Scientists at the Alabama Museum of Natural Hystery have named a newly discovered relative of the Whitefin Sharksucker species after President Obama. Echeneis Neucratoides Obamanemesis is a rare example of remora from the Ec...
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Funny story: Kanye West Says He Likes Kim Kardashian A Lot But Not Enough To Marry Her

Kanye West Says He Likes Kim Kardashian A Lot But Not Enough To Marry Her

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Kanye West recently performed before a sell out crowd at Tuscaloosa's Cotton Pickin' Coliseum. After the concert he was asked by Yodelle Denzel St. Bling with Afro Sheen Magazine how his relationship with new girlfriend Kim K...
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Funny story: Sweet Home Allah'bama?

Sweet Home Allah'bama?

The President released this statement while traveling to the Midwest during one of his Campaign stops. The President said, "I'd like to put and end to the rumor that we have a plan to transform our country in my second term into The United Sharia...
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Funny story: Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Waits Almost Twenty Minutes Before Offending Entire State.

Alabama Governor Robert J. Bentley waited nearly half-an-hour after being sworn in to office before delivering a speech that alienated the entire state. "Anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're...
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Funny story: Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

Hog Jaw, Alabama declares war on Hog Jaw, Arkansas…Bloodbath feared!

HOG JAW, ALABAMA (ABSNN) -- Fred Fortineer, Adjudant of the Sons of the American Legion Post 1950, in Hog Jaw, Alabama led a group of 14 pick up trucks filled with young men eager to fight it out with the Hog Jaw, Arkansas Boy Scout Troop 2. A blood...
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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

The Ku Klux Klan Turns Down Mel Gibson For Membership Saying He Is Way Too Unbalanced, Crazy, and One Hell of A Friggin Racist

TUCSON, Arizona - The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz was asked if the Australian actor Mel Gibson had in fact recently applied for membership into th...
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Funny story: Stealing Political Opponents' Lawn Signs Can Get You Shot in Alabama

Stealing Political Opponents' Lawn Signs Can Get You Shot in Alabama

Many don't know who Dale Peterson from Alabama is, but if you are keeping track of the race for Alabama Agricultural Commissioner this year, you can't miss him. He's the one with the horse, the rifle, and the threat to shoot anyone who goes after his...
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Funny story: Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Cupid Shot Down Over Local Farm; Mistaken For Wild Goose

Mobile, Alabama -- In a development that's sending shockwaves around the world, Cupid has been hospitalized after sustaining a shotgun blast to his left buttocks region today. "How the hell was I supposed to know what it was?" farm hand Billy Grey...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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