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Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

The mayor of Bridgeport, Conn. and his family have received several threats since appearing with the Rev. Al Sharpton on TV this week. Mayor Bill Finch was on Sharpton's MSNBC show Monday evening to discuss weather conditions in his city during the b...
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Funny story: Americans Show Patriotism by Giving Money to Japanese Company

Americans Show Patriotism by Giving Money to Japanese Company

The movie "The Interview" may only be getting a limited release after angering North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, but North American viewers are fighting back with their pocketbooks and wallets. At the three hundred theaters brave enough to show the co...
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Funny story: Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...
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Funny story: Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...
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Funny story: Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...
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Funny story: Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...
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Funny story: Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrat Activist, MSNBC host and part-time clown Al Sharpton has called for a boycott of all Blackberry products. In a press release issued Monday, Mr. Sharpton said "The imminent demise of Blackberry has racist overtones and has...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

New York NY: The Reverend Al Simpleton has petitioned the Federal Calzone Commission (FCC) about closing cooking show host Rush Limburger's chain of Calzone restaurants, located in Manhattan NYC. The Reverend Simpleton, who owns Calzone shops loc...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

The Reverend Al Sharpton, an American Civil Rights Activist and general big-mouth, has insisted that the African countries of Nigeria and Niger change their name, along with the name of the Niger river. Sharpton said that these three places soun...
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Funny story: Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Al Sharpton is upset at news stations and highway departments using the term "black ice" to describe dangerous driving conditions. He said to reporters in New York City that the wording is racial and derogatory and that he will call in watchdogs at...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

HARLEM - Reverend Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being one of the most controversial civil rights activists in America, has finally spoken out on the Kanye West grabbing the microphone out of Taylor Swift's hand incident. Sharpton, who claims...
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Funny story: Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

New York, NY Reverend Al Sharpton is none too pleased at Harrahs Casino employee Andrea McNulty. McNulty has brought a lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accusing Roethlisberger of sexual assault. Reverend Al has st...
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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson - The Resurrection - On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Michael Jackson - The Resurrection - On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection. Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket. Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' The Resurrection Church of Divine Intervention...
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Funny story: Obama/Sharpton train to convey Jackson's remains home to Gary, Indiana on final tour; seats already sold out!

Obama/Sharpton train to convey Jackson's remains home to Gary, Indiana on final tour; seats already sold out!

Gary, Indiana - Steel Worker News - Obituary Page -- This blue collar steel driven town of coal dust, sweat, and union workers, prepared to welcome home one of its own, as Departed Pop Icon Michael Jackson was declared a "national treasure" by Pres...
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