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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...
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Funny story:  Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

The Reverend Al Sharpton, an American Civil Rights Activist and general big-mouth, has insisted that the African countries of Nigeria and Niger change their name, along with the name of the Niger river. Sharpton said that these three places soun...
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Funny story:  Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Al Sharpton is upset at news stations and highway departments using the term "black ice" to describe dangerous driving conditions. He said to reporters in New York City that the wording is racial and derogatory and that he will call in watchdogs at...
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

HARLEM - Reverend Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being one of the most controversial civil rights activists in America, has finally spoken out on the Kanye West grabbing the microphone out of Taylor Swift's hand incident. Sharpton, who claims...
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Funny story:  Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

New York, NY Reverend Al Sharpton is none too pleased at Harrahs Casino employee Andrea McNulty. McNulty has brought a lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accusing Roethlisberger of sexual assault. Reverend Al has st...
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson - The Resurrection -  On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Michael Jackson - The Resurrection - On Sunday with Reverend Al Sharpton

Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection. Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket. Michael Jackson 'The King Of Pop' The Resurrection Church of Divine Intervention...
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Funny story:  Obama/Sharpton train to convey Jackson's remains home to Gary, Indiana on final tour; seats already sold out!

Obama/Sharpton train to convey Jackson's remains home to Gary, Indiana on final tour; seats already sold out!

Gary, Indiana - Steel Worker News - Obituary Page -- This blue collar steel driven town of coal dust, sweat, and union workers, prepared to welcome home one of its own, as Departed Pop Icon Michael Jackson was declared a "national treasure" by Pres...
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton's "Non Profit" Granted Bank Status: Clears Way for Massive Tax Lien Bailout!

Rev. Al Sharpton's "Non Profit" Granted Bank Status: Clears Way for Massive Tax Lien Bailout!

Washington,DC/Wall Street Journal - Playing the "Race Card" once again, it appears that the Rev. Al has found yet another way to avoid his tax obligations brought on by blatant misuse of his "Non Profit" community action groups specializing in extort...
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Funny story:  Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Obama Names Several Cabinet Selections

Newly elected United States President Barack Obama named several cabinet selections today. The nominees will need senate approval before taking office, but this should be no problem as the Senate has a Democratic Party majority. Among those ta...
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Funny story:  Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson Trigger Celestial Event

In an unprecedented an historic celestial event, the Earth stopped rotation on its axis for three tenths of one second after midnight last night. Seismic alarms were triggered across the globe as the stoppage in rotation caused an immediate shift in...
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Funny story:  Homeland Security: $100 Billion Lost in Off Shore Tax Schemes Rangleton to Investigate!

Homeland Security: $100 Billion Lost in Off Shore Tax Schemes Rangleton to Investigate!

Washington,DC/Wall Street Journal - A one year investigation by Homeland Security and the subcommittee on Government Affairs confirmed that wealthy foreigners and US citizens have been dodging their taxes for years. (ed. note: Really?) A spokesman...
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Funny story:  You Might Not Be a Racist?

You Might Not Be a Racist?

Last evening on the Fox News Channel program "The No Spin Zone," host Bill O'Reilly interviewed the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. The topic for discussion was how do you tell if a person is not a racist?...
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Funny story:  Whitey Obama Seeking 'Fully-Black' Running Mate!

Whitey Obama Seeking 'Fully-Black' Running Mate!

Barack Obama is picking up momentum in what could be a dead-or near-dead heat in the final delegate count at the Democratic Party's Convention in late August in Denver, Colorado.
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Funny story:  Al Sharpton Files Racial Discrimination Suit Against Self

Al Sharpton Files Racial Discrimination Suit Against Self

Rev. Al Sharpton has declared yet another high-profile case of racial discrimination. This time he's pointing his finger at himself.
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Funny story:  "White House" offensive - Al Sharpton

"White House" offensive - Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton is hoping things change when Barack Obama becomes President of the USA later this year. The Baptist Minister wants to see change - and it should start at the top says the black rights activist. "Why is it the 'White House'?" Fumed Shar...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton To Celebrate Martin Luther King Day Holiday at LBJ Ranch

Hillary Clinton will spend the Martin Luther King Day Holiday in Texas at the LBJ Ranch near Johnson City, Texas. King will lay a wreath on the graves of the former President and First Lady, acknowledging their many contributions to the Civil Rights...
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Funny story:  Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

Baseball Hall of Fame Elects Goose

The Baseball Hall of Fame finally selected Goose to join the Bambino, the Say Hey Kid, and The Duke. His bust will now adorn the same hallowed halls that hold the Yankee Clipper, the Splended Splinter, Mickey, and Hammerin' Hank.
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