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President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

Funny story: President Obama Names Al Sharpton Commissioner Of National Rampage League

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama, in a speech addressing the burning and looting of Baltimore, proposed that a new league patterned after the National Football League be formed so that cities might charge spectators and television viewers a fee to...

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Rand Paul Ends up with Pie on his Face

Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie™ into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event. Hey listen, this man Senator Rand Paul is great! gushes Reverend Al: I mean,...

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Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

Funny story: Swedes "fowl names" are for the birds, NAACP says

OVER THERE -- Sweden, a member in good standing of The League of White Supremacist Nations, has ordered its ornithologists (birdbrained experts) to rename fowl that have been given "foul names" by Swedish birdwatchers over the years. "The names ar...

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Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

Funny story: Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

The mayor of Bridgeport, Conn. and his family have received several threats since appearing with the Rev. Al Sharpton on TV this week. Mayor Bill Finch was on Sharpton's MSNBC show Monday evening to discuss weather conditions in his city during the b...

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Americans Show Patriotism by Giving Money to Japanese Company

Funny story: Americans Show Patriotism by Giving Money to Japanese Company

The movie "The Interview" may only be getting a limited release after angering North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, but North American viewers are fighting back with their pocketbooks and wallets. At the three hundred theaters brave enough to show the co...

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Obama Names Honkie Ebola Czar

BILLINGSGATE FLASH ALERT: Creating yet another racial firestorm, President Obama announced today the coronation of Ron Klain as Ebola czar. Bypassing black supernumeraries, such as Jesse Jackson and His Holiness, Al Sharpton, this appointment has r...

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Obummer "bummed" about Ferguson

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In a White House rose garden interview, as he sipped mint juleps and was fanned by "aides," President Barack Obummer lamented the fact that he is "bummed" about the "Ferguson" incident, the shooting of African-American thief...

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Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Funny story: Redskins Now Have Second Name Change

Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...

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Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Funny story: Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...

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Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

Funny story: Rev. Sharpdon Opposes The Use Of The Term 'Black Friday'

WASHINGTON DC - America is once again taking sides in the latest wave of the politically correct maelstrom. "I vehemently and catagorically oppose the use of the the word 'Black' in the term 'Black Friday' used to descibe a major shopping day,...

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Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

Funny story: Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrat Activist, MSNBC host and part-time clown Al Sharpton has called for a boycott of all Blackberry products. In a press release issued Monday, Mr. Sharpton said "The imminent demise of Blackberry has racist overtones and has...

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Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

Funny story: Rev. Al Simpleton Identified as the Anti-Crust

New York NY: The Reverend Al Simpleton has petitioned the Federal Calzone Commission (FCC) about closing cooking show host Rush Limburger's chain of Calzone restaurants, located in Manhattan NYC. The Reverend Simpleton, who owns Calzone shops loc...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...

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Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

Funny story: Al Sharpton Insists Nigeria Should Change Its Name

The Reverend Al Sharpton, an American Civil Rights Activist and general big-mouth, has insisted that the African countries of Nigeria and Niger change their name, along with the name of the Niger river. Sharpton said that these three places soun...

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Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Funny story: Al Sharpton Upset At Use Of Term "Black Ice"

Al Sharpton is upset at news stations and highway departments using the term "black ice" to describe dangerous driving conditions. He said to reporters in New York City that the wording is racial and derogatory and that he will call in watchdogs at...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That Taylor Swift Provoked Kanye West

HARLEM - Reverend Al Sharpton, who prides himself in being one of the most controversial civil rights activists in America, has finally spoken out on the Kanye West grabbing the microphone out of Taylor Swift's hand incident. Sharpton, who claims...

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Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

Funny story: Andrea McNulty Catches An Earful From Rev Al Sharpton

New York, NY Reverend Al Sharpton is none too pleased at Harrahs Casino employee Andrea McNulty. McNulty has brought a lawsuit against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger accusing Roethlisberger of sexual assault. Reverend Al has st...

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Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Wants A U.S. Aircraft Carrier Named After Michael Jackson

HARLEM, New York - The Reverend Al Sharpton has stated that issuing a Michael Jackson Commemorative Postage Stamp and naming a national holiday in his honor is not enough. The outspoken man of the cloth said that he will be meeting with Vice-Presi...

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Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career

Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
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